This is my first attempt at creating a quiz. Be gentle.
NOTE: I wish I could make it 20 or 25 minutes. Unfortunately Sporcle does not list that as an option.
Michael wants Kelly to try his 'gugi-gugi' and Mr. 'Brown' gets Donald Duck's signature
Dwight is asked to pare down health care costs, and in so doing he scoffs at anal fissures; Kevin is ashamed
If Dwight ever asks to be in [title name], answer, 'Absolutely I do.'
Starting five includes Jim, Michael, Dwight, Ryan, and Stanley (of course)
Michael buys a gratuitous barista machine, Dwight buys a purse, and yet Jim scores the [titular] prize
Season 2
Better than the Oscars, better than the Grammys, it's [the title]!
The only thing Michael is worried about -- is getting a boner.
Phyllis wins Flonkerton! Kevin impresses with his gaping maw.
Dwight gets jealous of Ryan, Pam laughs at Jim's girlfriend, and big red trucks save the day
Michael sprouts a second head; potential downsizing is the real scare
Michael and Dwight throw down at Dwight's dojo; Jim's flirtation with Pam makes everyone uncomfortable
Tim Meadows enjoys a night at Chili's with Michael and Jan; Michael really enjoys the rest of the night with Jan
Michael bases his review of each employees on his mood; as a result, Angela's performance was 'adequate'
A 'terrorist' comes to install a Big Brother program for email
Tis the season! 'An oven mitt?? I got Ryan an iPod!'
Captain Jack controls the ship, Roy sets a wedding date with Pam, and Jim tells Micahel a big [title of Season 2 Epsiode 13]
Michael burns his foot on (in?) a Foreman grill; Dwight 'Danger' Schrute is moon-eyed from a fender bender
Why, oh why did Jim choose Michael, the world's worst confidant, to confide in?
Todd 'DUI' Packer leaves a 'gift' on the floor of Michael's office
Jan discusses career advancement for women; Michael tries to connect with the warehouse guys.
Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration, showers Phyllis with gifts. Pam is promised 'the best sex of her life' -- not a smooth move Roy.
Dwight delivers an oral speech that rivals the all-time greats. Blood alone turns the wheels of history!
Toby's daughter is adorable, Stanley yells at Ryan, and Meredith takes advantage of the day by bringing her suspended son to the office.
Kevin may have skin cancer so Michael 'selflessly' brings him and the office to the skating rink. Many years ago Michael slid out of his mother's womb.
Michael requires clean urine from Dwight and carries it around in a coffee cup.
Michael resolves a dispute win-win-win. He had to use win-lose with Toby -- it wasn't pretty.
Michael brings two 'queens' to the Vegas-inspired night in the warehouse; the season ends with a stunning scene between Jim and Pam
Season 3
Oscar gets 'hunted'
Michael, Dwight and Jim go to a paper extraveganza; Michael tries to invite Jerome Bettis to his party
Dwight wants control of the branch and seeks out Jan's approval. Your dentist's name is Krentist?
Ed Truck gets decapitated and Michael realizes how quickly his life is passing him by. Pam creates a coffin for a bird
Dwight forces Ryan through a series of ridiculous tests. Michael is afraid of nothing, and also snakes.
A celebration of 'like, a hundred' gods that Kelly worships. Adam Sandler would be proud of Michael's song
'We're not closing! Stamford is closing! We did it!'
The introduction of Karen, Andy, and others to the Scranton office.
Michael plays Prison Mike while Dwight tries to tempt a merged employee into stealing a wad of cash
Christmastime! Andy, Jim and Dwight bring Michael to [titular restaurant] to cheer him up
Michael returns from Jamaica feeling hot-hot-hot.
Scranton salespeople team up on sales calls; Andy gets on Michael's nerves while Karen gets a makeover
Oscar returns from, as Kevin aptly put it, his gaycation
Jim hires a bifocal-wearing historian to strip for -- er, educate -- the women of the office.
Lapin becomes Lapin-Vance in this nuptial episode
Michael is a guest speaker at [title] -- may your hats fly as high as your dreams
David Wallace hosts a party at his house; don't worry, Michael brought the potato salad
Darryl Philbin teaches Michael the art of [title] in order to secure a raise.
The office needs to be retrained in warehouse safety measures; Toby gives a boring speech to the office so Michael orders a bouncy castle to prove his own point
A longtime client becomes enraged when she sees a gratuitous water mark. Dwight points out that the act appears consensual. Toyota could empathize with Dunder Mifflin
Michael brings the ladies of Scranton to the Steamtown mall to dish on Jan. Angela refuses his offer to buy her a thong.
The entire office -- except Toby -- goes to Lake Scranton for a day of relaxati -- survivor-like challenges.
Who will get Jan's old corporate position? Spoiler alert: it's not Michael or Jim
Season 4
Michael raises money to support a cure for rabies; he downs a heaping pile of pasta before the run
Ryan discusses his brainchild, a new Dunder Mifflin website. Buzz Lightyear would approve.
What's better, a Lanch party or a Lunch party?
Jan is sapping all of Michael's cash reserves which forces him to work a night job
The Scranton crew team up and create a paper-centric advertisement. Nonetheless corporate adopts the outsourced work product
Jim gets roped into going to Utica by Michael and Dwight who plan to sabotage Karen from stealing Stanley
Michael acts as if he's on Man v. Wild. Will he ... survive?
Michael gets grilled regarding Jan's wrongful termination suit. Everyone reads Michael's 'diary' and Toby's food ends up on the floor
Jan and Michael invite guests over for dinner. Jan smashes Michaels 'massive' HDTV with a [season 2 episode 1 title].
Even though he could use a new chair, Michael wants what's sitting in the chair -- too bad she's dead.
Michael and Dwight hit the town with Ryan and his hobbit-looking friend. Ryan enjoys coke, and not the bubbly kind
Stanley d-d-d-d-does NOT do this.
I'm running out of episode descriptions so the title of this episode is 'Job Fair.' Congratulations if you've read this far.
Michael's most hated HR employee departs for Costa Rica. Michael 'rocks' his world by giving him his watch
Season 5
Can the scales be tipped in Scranton's favor? That depends on how many lbs. they can shed in 8 weeks
Let's get ethical! Ethical! Holly brings ethics back into the office
Jan returns toting a crib and a baby. Michael 'showers' Holly with insults
What better way to fight crime than with an auction? Bruce Springsteen may or may not show up
Holly leaves Scranton and Michael's heart is once again broken
Kelly is miffed that Jim and Dwight didn't come to her party so she doctors a [title object] to make them look bad
Oh, Canada! Andy tells Angela he wants to see her naked and Michael tells David Wallace he's upset with Holly's transfer
Toby has narcotics at his workstation?! Oh, no, that's just a ($500) caprese salad.
What would any good manager do with a little extra cash? Purchase a fur coat of course
Deck the Halls with African ornaments! Meredith nearly burns herself to a crisp and Phyllis informs the office of Angela & Dwight's illicit affair
Faceoff: Dwight v. Andy.
Dunder Mifflin runs a small paper company out of business. Strange, isn't that what they fear from Office Depot and Staples?
Stanley suffers a heart attack and Michael apparently is the cause of everyone's stress
Michael travels from branch to branch delivering lectures -- and he takes the opportunity to deliver a message to Holly's new boyfriend AJ too
Michael passes out while giving blood; upon revival he finds a glove, but alas, his Cinderella never comes
'Willy Wonka' visits the office and issues golden coupons to five -- er, one -- lucky winner
Charles Miner is in town and Michael doesn't approve ...although the ladies of the office do
Realizing the economy is kaput and he was soon to be out of a job, Michael spends his final days at Dunder Mifflin trying to steal the client list
Michael assembles a sales team. Probably not as impressive as the 1992 Olympic team, however.
Michael's paper company is named [title]. Be careful, it's clever and imaginative
Dwight is torn between Charles and Michael, and despite the fact that Charles forces Dwight to wear long sleeves, he chooses to abandon -- and even sabotage -- Michael
Out of money and out of time, Michael impressively negotiates a rehire at Dunder Mifflin for himself, Pam and Ryan
It's Friday, and it doesn't get much more casual -- or disgusting -- than Meredith's outfit
Michael sets up a disco in the basement and once Erin & Kelly find it, the party really starts
Who doesn't like a picnic? Especially one with Slumdunder Mifflionaire and a pregnancy
Season 6
Michael reveals one of Stanley's dark secrets. To make up for it he fabricates information about everyone else
Michael hides in a cheese cart as Jim meets with David Wallace
Jim becomes co-manager and he and Michael vie for control
Pam and Jim get married [at this titular location], Dwight shows he's a playa, and the show's writers pay homage to a YouTube clip
The 'coalition for reason' is very weak in this episode because Jim and Pam are honeymooning. Is that insurance salesman a mobster?
Michael's new love interest just happens to be the mother of one Pam Beasley
Michael falls into some water and gets wet -- Jim stands idly by
Pam + Jim + Michael + Pam's mom.
Who's the Scranton killer?
Angry shareholders demand answers; Michael spins, not twirls
Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do make our dreams come true!!
Ho ho ho! Phyllis is Santa and the office is visited by a cynical Jesus. Andy almost kills Erin with the 12 days of Christmas
This is easily the worst episode of The Office ever -- how dare they take off several weeks and return with a clip show!!
The Dunder Mifflin saviors are here -- and make sure you know how to pronounce their name before writing rhymes in song form
Jim becomes sole regional manager -- for 4.5 hours. Crotch-sniffing dalmatians guest star.
Pam and Jim's baby is born and Dwight contracts for offspring of his own.
Everyone's 'green' in this episode where Erin gets sick and Michael stands up to Jo
The salespeople think they're hotshots so Michael hides their leads ...in a dumpster
Things aren't 'happy' for Michael's 'first date.' Meanwhile Oscar pines for Matt
Attn: All secretaries. It's your time to shine! Enjoy your day.
Michael lusts after Donna while the rest of the office (except Pam) tries to deter him
Is Donna cheating on Michael? Dwight invokes his seduction powers to find out
Michael goes to visit Donna's husband, who is definitely not a 'champ'