| Description | Character |
| Lead singer of 'the Gavinners' with a taste for using chains in his decor | |
| So-called 'rookie killing' prosecutor who doesn't do well under pressure (or in general) | |
| Disgraced former defense attorney with the world's most opulant solitary prison cell | |
| When something smells, it's usually this womanizer and would-be artist | |
| Deceptive villainess whose sweet appearance disguises her sociopathic tendencies | |
| Flamboyant Chief of Police who's always up for a trip to the pool | |
| Two-faced star of 'The Nickel Samurai' who is refreshing like a spring breeze | |
| Allebahstian ambassador whose amiable act hides something sinister | |
| Duplicitous defense attorney who doesn't take herself (or anything else) very seriously | |
| The man behind 'The Steel Samurai' with a face only a mother could love | |
| Security expert of a certain age with a mouth as dangerous as her ray gun | |
| Police officer turned waitress and 'Goddess of Misfortune' | |
| Defense attorney, blackmail victim, hemmhoroid sufferer and vivid recaller of lemons | |
| Visually-impaired Borginian songbird and former magician's assistant | |
| Tabloid photographer from the heartland with a big attitude and bigger hair | |