Chuck Norris Jokes

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Can you name the missing word(s) from these Chuck Norris jokes?

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JokeMissing Word(s)
Chuck Norris can speak _______.
Chuck Norris once killed _____ _____ with one bird.
Chuck Norris plays Russian Roulette with a ______ ______ _____...and wins
Chuck Norris divides by ______.
____ _____ lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris once played a game of ____ without ____. He shot a 17.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is ____.
Chuck Norris is the reason why ______ is hiding.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard; there is only another ____.
A _____ once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist.
When Chuck Norris jumped into the ocean, he didn't get wet - the water got ______ ______.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a _____. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris counted to ______...twice.
Chuck Norris' _____ cure cancer. Too bad he has never ______.
When Chuck Norris throws a _______, it doesn't dare come back.
JokeMissing Word(s)
Chuck Norris can slam a ______ _____.
Chuck Norris knows the ______ ______ of pi.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at ______ _____, and he got one.
When Chuck Norris does a _____-__, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can punch a ______ between the eye.
______ were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
____ once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can win a game of _____ ____ in three moves.
Chuck Norris can believe its ____ ______.
Chuck Norris doesn't _____ _____; he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can delete the _______ ___.
Chuck Norris can do a ______ on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can build a _______ out of rain.
Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the _____ __ ___ ____.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now simply know as ____ _______.

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