| Quote | Answer | Character |
| '______ makes me soooo horny.' | |
| 'I can see the flag! It's so...._____.' | |
| 'I get to drive the float. And Simmons here is in charge of______!!!' | |
| 'Hey, Tex! Bet you haven't had your hands on a ball this big since your _______ _____!' | |
| 'Shotgun/Shotgun! F***.' '_____ ___!' 'F***!' | |
| Why are there ___ _____ when there are only four directions?' | |
| 'You boys. Your delightful tomfoolery puts a spring in my step, and a _____ __ __ _____' | |
| 'Five dollar cover charge at the door. Last night, I made __ _____!' | |
| 'If you wanna talk, don't e-mail. Don't you click, click the click, just call me up, at _______.' | |
| 'Church, If I die, I want you to have my _____ _____.' | |
| | Quote | Answer | Character |
| 'I'm not afraid. I made _____ _____ of myself this morning.' | |
| 'Where do you want to go today, ______?' | |
| 'You have teleportesis? Can you hear what I'm ____ ____ ____?' | |
| 'You know how circuses have a fat lady and a bearded lady? Well, my mom ____ ____!' | |
| 'Of course we live in bad neighborhood. ___ ___. We would make the neighborhood bad.' | |
| 'My name is Leonard Church, and you will fear my ____ ____!' | |
| Maybe it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it ____ ___ ____.' | |
| 'Knock Knock. Who's there? You are. You are who? You are a ____ ____ ____. Ha ha ha.' | |
| 'This is literally the worst program ever!' 'Sounds like someone hasn't used _____ _____.' | |
| 'Sarge had a good life. And now that's he's gone, our lives are ____ ____ ___.' | |
| Tucker | |
| Caboose/Aliens | |
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