| Hint | Answer |
| Hates being on cleanup duty. | |
| Likes to say 'DIE' | |
| Obey him; destroy Mario! | |
| Traps children inside a labyrinth book. | |
| His stare will transform you. | |
| Thinks that the Street Fighters being beaten up is delicious. | |
| An eeeeeevil koopa wizard! | |
| Teaches you how to type. | |
| Doesn't think keys taste good. | |
| PINGAS | |
| Thinks it's no good to be touched uncomfortably. | |
| Sells lamp oil, rope, and bombs. | |
| Is planning to snuff out all the sabretooth tigers. | |
| Enjoys dinner. | |
| Thinks you should shag your dentist regularly! | |
| Laughs at the two pesky plumbers. | |
| Was under attack by the evil forces of Ganon. | |