| Quote | Movie |
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| 'You know, a lot of people go to college for 7 years.' /// 'I know. They're called doctors.' | |
| 'Did you just eat sofa pizza?' | |
| 'You mean winter as in igloos and eskimos and penguins and ICE!?' | |
| 'Tango el gato en mis pantalones. El Niño!!' | |
| 'Where'd you get a hand grenade?' /// 'I don't know...' | |
| 'I hate that Bob Barker!' | |
| 'Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?' | |
| 'We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!' | |
| 'Did it ever occur to you, maybe this guy isn't enjoying my stories? When I started reading the back of the vomit bag, wasn't that a clue?' | |
| 'I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.' | |
| 'What are you doing!?' /// 'Uhh, I'm fixing a divet.' | |
| 'You can do it!!' | |
| 'We've got 106 miles to Chicago, a quarter tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.' | |
| 'Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?' /// 'Don't nobody understand the words coming out of your mouth.' | |
| 'Fra-gil-e. Hmmm, it must be Italian.' | |
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| 'I hooked up with a new company. Great benefits! They trade energy. It's called Enron.' | |
| 'You sold Petey to the blind kid!? Petey didn't have a head!' | |
| 'I'm just dandy! I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.' /// 'We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy.' | |
| 'No, you put yo junk in reverse!' | |
| 'Wow, that is a bad guy! His head looks like one of the Easter Island heads!' | |
| 'You can't fight in here. This is the war room.' | |
| 'So what would you say...you do here?' | |
| 'How is it that it only takes five minutes for boiling water to soak into a grit in your kitchen when it takes the rest of the grit-eating world 15 minutes? Were these magic grits? | |
| 'Sounds like a scam.' /// 'Oh good, a scam! We'll do it.' | |
| 'Well, which brain did you get?' /// 'Abby Normal.' | |
| 'We can stay up late swappin' manly stories, and in the morning...I'm makin' waffles!' | |
| 'This definitely ranks about a 9.0 on my weird s***-o-meter.' | |
| 'Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste.' | |
| 'Das boot! Das boot!' | |
| 'Pull over!' /// 'I'm already pulled over!' /// 'Yeah, man, he can't pull over any further!' | |
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