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'You know, a lot of people go to college for 7 years.' /// 'I know. They're called doctors.'
'Did you just eat sofa pizza?'
'You mean winter as in igloos and eskimos and penguins and ICE!?'
'Tango el gato en mis pantalones. El Niño!!'
'Where'd you get a hand grenade?' /// 'I don't know...'
'I hate that Bob Barker!'
'Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?'
'We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again!'
'Did it ever occur to you, maybe this guy isn't enjoying my stories? When I started reading the back of the vomit bag, wasn't that a clue?'
'I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.'
'What are you doing!?' /// 'Uhh, I'm fixing a divet.'
'You can do it!!'
'We've got 106 miles to Chicago, a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.'
'Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?' /// 'Don't nobody understand the words coming out of your mouth.'
'Fra-gil-e. Hmmm, it must be Italian.'
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'I hooked up with a new company. Great benefits! They trade energy. It's called Enron.'
'You sold Petey to the blind kid!? Petey didn't have a head!'
'I'm just dandy! I've got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.' /// 'We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy.'
'No, you put yo junk in reverse!'
'Wow, that is a bad guy! His head looks like one of the Easter Island heads!'
'You can't fight in here. This is the war room.'
'So what would you say...you do here?'
'How is it that it only takes five minutes for boiling water to soak into a grit in your kitchen when it takes the rest of the grit-eating world 15 minutes? Were these magic grits?
'Sounds like a scam.' /// 'Oh good, a scam! We'll do it.'
'Well, which brain did you get?' /// 'Abby Normal.'
'We can stay up late swappin' manly stories, and in the morning...I'm makin' waffles!'
'This definitely ranks about a 9.0 on my weird s***-o-meter.'
'Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste.'
'Das boot! Das boot!'
'Pull over!' /// 'I'm already pulled over!' /// 'Yeah, man, he can't pull over any further!'

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