| Description | Name |
| Former Wide Receiver for the Minnesota Vikings | |
| Former head coach at Bowling Green and Utah, currently nursing his vaginites at Florida | |
| Famous for his 'Hooo' and 'U-S-A' chant | |
| NCAA basketball coach famous for his tirades | |
| 'The Golden Bear' (attended OSU) | |
| George's boss in Seinfeld | |
| Current MLB player for the New York Yankees | |
| Former NBA player and current TV sports analyst | |
| Serial killer (never graduated) | |
| Currently in jail for gun charges, among others | |
| 1943 Heisman Trophy winner | |
| His nude pics recently surfaced online | |
| United States Senator | |
| Safety drafted by the Indianapolis Colts in the second round of the 2003 NFL Draft | |
| Current NBA player for the Miami Heat | |