Stole a Type 40 TARDIS from Gallifrey

Solved the mystery of Victor Trevor's father, James Armitage

Asked his friend Stamford about a lodging partner at the Criterion Bar

Lost his leg to a white whale

Had a chat about happiness with Clarisse McClellan

Wished a wizard good morning

Met a Mr. Wednesday on a plane ride home

Decided to start manufacturing methamphetamine to pay medical debts

Dabbled in alchemy as a medium to the creation of life

Indirectly witnessed Harley Warren being eaten by ghouls

Learned to manipulate matter after being disintegrated in an Intrinsic Field Substractor

Concocted a chemical potion to turn himself into a being free of conscience

While sent to gather ivory from the Congo, attempted to educate the African natives

Pleaded insanity to be transferred from prison to a mental institution

Got sent to prison after being betrayed by his droogs

Accepted a wooden sword because it was dangerous to go alone

Asked Agent BLW/553/c if anyone loved him

Worked as a bootlegger for Meyer Wolfshiem to acquire wealth

Was hired to kill his five biological fathers

Trained with the Keepers after nearly pickpocketing Artemus

Travelled to Romania to handle the details of a dealing in real estate

Successfully reported on illicit Bolshevik practices in the Soviet Union