| Item | Artist/Band | Relevant song/s |
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| One single white glove. Interested parties only, if you know it’s not yours then beat it | |
| A whole bunch of divine individuals, seem to have no idea where they are going | |
| One lovin’ feeling, may have been lost before, a couple of wholesome looking chaps came in and seemed to blame you for its loss | |
| I think it’s a formicary, but doesn’t seem to be anything like I’ve seen on this planet before | |
| One set of bracelets seem to have gone walkies, not sure of the heritage but look like they may be Egyptian | |
| FAO the eight-piece band from Birmingham, UK who were on their way to the unemployment benefits office. You left your form which allows you to claim your money! | |
| Please could the four chaps come and collect the piece of Scandinavian oak and the trio of trendy kittens they dropped in last week | |
| One big cat handed in after being spotted nearby, doesn’t seem to respond to any commands | |
| A whole bunch of jalapenos, if this item is not collected soon I will give it away | |
| A brightly coloured chocolate has been handed in. I’ve contacted the American owner but I doubt the fact it’s been found will make him any less angry…. | |
| | Item | Artist/Band | Relevant song/s |
|---|
| One pair of finished leather, teal cleats. One terribly overprotective owner | |
| A pile of perfectly spherical rocks, please could someone pick these up asap, I can’t keep them still! | |
| One plaster/adhesive bandage, looks like it may have been meant to be a present but perhaps the owner didn’t know it was Christmas time at all? | |
| Small black terrier, keep trying to convince him to go home because there’s no place like it | |
| An old sack has been handed in, apparently the father of the family has found a replacement | |
| Honestly, how has anybody lost an airship?! There’s no way this one would even get up in the air let alone to heaven! | |
| A load of broken yellow clocks found in my place, a whole group of spies and a scientist has tried to fix them to no avail | |
| One jar of preserve, looks as though it's been made from oysters!! | |
| Message for the man in black who dropped in the prophylactics filled with money. I was hurt and I wouldn’t like to see you again! | |
| As a matter of interest that Irish chap who came in on that beautiful day. Did you manage to find what you were looking for? | |
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