| Quotation | Character |
| 'That's chowdah! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those in the jury!' | |
| 'Banana bread? What were you thinking?' | |
| 'It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of canteloupe at the end.' | |
| 'I have waited for this day.' | |
| 'That was just cloud talk, man.' | |
| 'Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.' | |
| 'Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement. But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement.' | |
| 'Nothin’ says ‘I love you’ better than a military antique.' | |
| | Quotation | Character |
| 'I'm gonna corpse you up!' | |
| 'What's your least favorite country - Italy or France?' | |
| 'Those corn muffins were lousy!' | |
| 'You are hearing me talk.' | |
| 'Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!' | |
| 'I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.' | |
| ''The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars...' | |
| 'Very Wrigley.' | |
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