-So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?
-Yes.
-So, you got my back and everything, right?
-What?

What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?

Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

-So what do you think?
-It's pretty cool, I guess.
-Ohhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state.

-Um, hello. Would you like to look like this?
-This is a girl.

-Do the chickens have large talons?
-Do they have what?
-Large talons.

Did you draw her a picture?

-Hi, is Napoleon there?
-Yes.
-Can I talk to him?

How was school?

What kind of bike do you have?

-Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop.
-I don't have any, Randy.

What are you drawing?

I like your sleeves. They're real big.

-Hey, can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
-Is there anything wrong?

Vote for Summer.

I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon.

-Is Trisha here?
-Oh, I'm sorry, she's not. She's at a friend's house, right now.

Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.

-Bueno?
-Hello?
-Who's this?

-It's a time machine, Napoleon. We bought it online.
-Yeah, right.

How long did it take you to grow that moustache?

I'm trying to earn money for college.

-The defect in that one is bleach.
-That's right.

Well, what is there to eat?

-Who was that?
-Trisha.
-Who's she?