| Lyrics | Song |
| I'm afraid they'll try to harm me, they didn't act like Barney. | |
| I 'm a whiz at minesweeper and I play it for days | |
| (Title),(Title), open up your mouth and feed it | |
| They'll treat you like the filthy hard-bitten criminal scum you are | |
| Sittin' in the waiting room hearin' people scream | |
| The pavement cracks, when I fall down, I've got more chins, than Chinatown | |
| And another one on, another one on (Title) | |
| As I walk to the fields where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my waife and realize she's very plain | |