| Quote | Movie |
| McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? | |
| Uh, well, that is open to interpretation... because he will say that it is my fault, but I clearly said...'Dear God, man, you're on fire. Run for your life.' | |
| “Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.” | |
| “Yeah? Well, I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.” | |
| “Tomorrow is the big day, so get your rest. No late parties, drinking tequila and trying to get lucky.” | |
| “Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack ass!” | |
| “Imma blow up this whole block, Imma blow you up, Imma blow up these puppies! And we all gone' go to hell together, cause I hate these puppies!' | |
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