| Method of Death | Film | Year |
| Shot by dear old dad | |
| Syphillis | |
| Suicide by poison, monologing | |
| Freezing, murder by iceberg | |
| Killed by sudden appearance of gunshot wound (seriously, he never actually gets shot or anything.) | |
| Shot in elevator | |
| Suicide by train | |
| Global climate change (offscreen) | |
| Okay, so it's in a dream. You don't like that? Tough. | |
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