| Trip Details | State Visited |
| When I woke up, I looked out the window and saw what appeared to be a large parabola stuck in the ground? | |
| After I dressed, I drove to a place which advertised the nation's largest cave system? | |
| I then got on a plane and landed not too far from a building housing a cracked bell? | |
| After paying my respects, I then made my way (via plane and shuttle) to a four-faced mountain? | |
| I caught the red-eye flight (on which I slept) and, while landing, awoke to see a gigantic UFO-looking object atop a tower? | |
| I then got a rental car and drove (backtracking at one point) until I saw 9 white letters atop a hill? | |
| The next day, I traveled via rental car, this time luckily avoiding the biggest pot hole in the entire country? | |
| From there, I boarded a plane and ended up in a city in which 3 superstars have been under some 'Heat' from the country? | |
| It was then I decided to take a flight to where flights began. When I got there, everything seemed 'Wright'? | |
| I then got on a bus that took me to a large 5-sided building (don't ask how I got access)? | |
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| After dealing with some confidential matters, I hopped a plane to the city where rock and roll fame is enshrined? | |
| I then got a new rental car and drove until I came to a bunch of falling water shared with our northern neighbors? | |
| From there, I embarked on a journey, or should I say pilgrimage, to a place with a well-known coastal rock? | |
| Not long after I got there, I boarded a plane for the plains, arriving at my destination 'Sooner' than expected? | |
| My friend brought me my car I left in State #2 and together we traveled to a big puddle known for its sodium content? | |
| After taking a few pictures, we went to a place where stuff that happened there was supposed to stay there (it didn't)? | |
| After we awoke from a hangover, we had the sudden urge for cheese. We therefore traveled to cheesehead country.? | |
| My friend, Houston, had a problem with all the cheese he ate, so I shuttled through the space between us and this place (his hometown)? | |
| They transferred him to another place, which resembled our southern neighbors, but they were newer? | |
| His family came to visit, but his daughter didn't. ''Juneau' if she knows I'm here?' he asked me. 'I don't know, but I'll go visit her and…? | |
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