| Quote | Character |
| 'You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.' | |
| 'We should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human, half pure evil!' | |
| 'You don't like the game, because you suck at it.' | |
| 'Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!' | |
| 'I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.' | |
| 'The foster puppets!' | |
| 'Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it. ' | |
| 'You're not gonna try and make me join a cult are you?' | |
| 'This is kinda out of the blue, isn't it?' | |
| 'So cute I'm thinking about jamming this pen in my eye' | |
| ''I'm sorry your wife is gay.' | |
| 'Goodnight my Bing-a-ling' | |
| 'Stay... stay. Good fake dog.' | |
| 'Hey buddy, this is a family place. Put the mouse back in the house.' | |
| 'Va fa napoli.' | |