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'If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money...' | |
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': Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be...' | |
'Oh, my God! If you say that one more time I'm...' | |
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'Hey Ross. If homo sapiens were in fact 'homo sapiens', could that be...' | |
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'Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can...' | |
'Says here that a Muppet got...' | |
'I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't...' | |
'I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an...' | |
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