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| 'If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money...' | |
| 'Hey, just so you know: it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and...' | |
| ': Should we all expect Christmas gifts that can be...' | |
| 'Oh, my God! If you say that one more time I'm...' | |
| 'I'll make something up. I'm good at lying. I actually did...' | |
| 'I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually 'handle'...' | |
| 'Hey Ross. If homo sapiens were in fact 'homo sapiens', could that be...' | |
| 'You know, you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had...' | |
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| 'Look at this clown. Just because he's got a bigger boat he thinks he can...' | |
| 'Says here that a Muppet got...' | |
| 'I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't...' | |
| 'I may play the fool at times but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an...' | |
| 'We could eat the wax. It's...' | |
| 'I'm not so good with the advice...Can I interest you in...' | |
| 'Aww man, he took the five of spades! Oh,no...' | |
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