Quote | Character |
'I don't go out with vampires. Never interested in my intellect' | |
'Hey, hands off my holy man!' | |
'Why don't you rip her lungs out? That might make an impression.' | |
'My friends, we're about to make history...end.' | |
'You found the last known Urn of Osiris on eBay?' | |
'I'm an ex-con who didn't finish high school' | |
'I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.' | |
'There's nothing uncool about healthy teeth and bones' | |
'Sorry to barge in. I'm afraid we have a slight apocalypse' | |
'What is your childhood trauma?!' | |
'Don't worry, don't be nervous. Do what I do, just picture yourself naked' | |
'This is not gonna be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content.' | |
'Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil.' | |
'Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but some of that made sense' | |
'I love you. I try not to, but I can't stop' | |
| Quote | Character |
'We attack the Mayor with hummus' | |
'No. I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful, and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean!' | |
'What? No. I snuck in yesterday and peed in the pool' | |
'This big evil that's been promising to devour us? Well, I think it's started chomping' | |
'Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business' | |
'Killing things with wood? Ooh, scary vampires-they die from a splinter' | |
'I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat.' | |
'What gives you the right to suck face with your demon lover again?' | |
'I didn't order any vampires' | |
'Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight' | |
'That was kind of beautiful. You... you love humans' | |
'The Earth is doomed.' | |
'I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm still a little gun-shy. It certainly didn't help that my last boyfriend turned out to be a homicidal robot' | |
'Getting killed made me feel alive for the very first time' | |
'Demons cling to old ways and ancient feuds. And they're hopeless with technology; unworthy' | |
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