| quote | character |
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| 'Get out of here. You know I have the same tattoo. They spelled bloodthirsty wrong on mine, can you believe it?' | |
| 'You named your fake detective agency 'Psych?' Why didn't you just call it Hey, we're fooling you and the police department; hope we don't make a mistake and somebody dies because | |
| 'My water just broke. Are you sure? No, Carlton, there's water spilling out of me for some other reason! Oh no... Oh, can you move my briefcase?' | |
| 'I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.' Quite serious, quite serious. Matter of fact, LEGO wants to sponsor me this year.Oh my God, that's great. They also want me to we | |
| 'Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're refering to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the d | |
| 'Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that? I lived in an airport for a month, Gus. That was Tom Hanks in The Terminal! Same difference.' | |
| 'Do you think it could be PTSD? I think it's slightly more serious than a mere menstrual issue.' | |
| 'Don't worry. When Gus is scared, he can cling to something like a drowning cat.' | |
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