| Quote | Character |
| 'I know this doesn't make any sense, because it doesn't make sense to me. Look, eight years from now, I need to call you and I can't call you if I don't have your number.' | |
| 'It only ends once, anything before that is just progress.' | |
| 'Where did that come from? Probably bear village, how the hell would I know?' | |
| 'I cut myself shaving.' | |
| 'Guys, where are we?' | |
| 'You made glue? Wow. You should have one of those shows where you fix up houses for people.' | |
| 'I'll see you in another life, brother.' | |
| 'Wow, man. That was awesome. I mean, that was like a... Jedi moment.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'We have to go back!' | |
| 'This is my destiny!' | |
| 'What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.' | |
| 'Walt!' | |
| 'In case you zoned out while you were tweezing your goatee, one of these yahoos took Charlotte prisoner.' | |
| 'No, absolutely not. Those trees look really familiar. It's this way, I think.' | |
| 'What's a four letter word for I don't care?' | |
| 'Don't beat yourself up about it. It's fate. Some people are just supposed to suffer.' | |
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