| Hint | Character | Actor |
|---|
| Eldest Lord child, Publisher of the Banner, longtime heroine | |
| Youngest Lord child, Publisher of the Sun, ex-rapist, general n'er-do-well | |
| Current Mayor, obsessed with her Cramer girls | |
| Psychiatrist, famously gang-raped in college | |
| Tall slutty southern belle, owns Capricorn | |
| Spunky blonde, AKA Tess and Bess | |
| Spunky redhead, long-lost Buchanan | |
| Eldest Buchanan son, CEO | |
| Middle Buchanan son, Commissioner | |
| Teenage mother, has screwed up parents | |
| Cop, always wears black | |
| District Attorney, Jewish | |
| Private detective and club-owner, frequently over-animated | |
| Wife cheated on him with his son, who later died | |
| Gang member turned cop | |
| Aspiring artist, has basically dated every woman in Llanview | |
| Dated his mother's arch-rival, then became a priest | |
| Recently returned to Llanview following mother's death, works at The Sun | |
| In love with the daughter of the man who raped his mother | |
| Irish poet, deceased | |
| | Hint | Character | Actor |
|---|
| Middle Lord child, ditzy and deceitful, but well-meaning | |
| Recently murdered, pretended to be a Buchanan to get money | |
| Youngest Buchanan son, surgeon, deceased | |
| Gay cop | |
| Attorney, latina | |
| Dreadlocks. Objectively he is the coolest person to ever live in Llanview | |
| Former Patriarch of the Lord family, an evil psychotic man | |
| Cramer girl, Fashion Designer, now lives in Paris | |
| African-American, has been in a coma for years now | |
| Young boy, is basically his father's Mini-Me | |
| British Butchanan butler | |
| Adopted Cramer, lived on her own as a minor when her parents died | |
| Vintner, killed by fall through a skylight | |
| Eldest Cramer, spent most of her life in a psych ward | |
| Waitress, spent 10 years as a single mother | |
| Hair dresser, frequnetly misuses words and phrases | |
| Teacher-turned-med student, recovering drug addict | |
| Buchanan Patriarch, gruff but loving cowboy | |
| Evil cult leader and religious fanatic | |
| Dimwitted actor/conman, the bane of his family's existence | |
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