Can you name the speaker? Ron Burgundy or Charlie Sheen?

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QuoteWho Said It?
'I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.'
'I'm expressing my anguish through the majesty of song!'
'My life is perfect and winning every second, and I'm delivering the goods at every frickin' turn.'
'You can't process me with a normal brain.'
'I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time, and this includes naps, I'm an F-18...'
'I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!'
'I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.'
'I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.'
'I am battle-tested bayonets!'
'I'm going to hang out with these two smokin' hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.'
'We will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band and tour the countryside. And you won't be invited!'
'You are a smelly pirate hooker!'
'[I have] tiger blood and Adonis DNA.'
'I have no interest in [the public's] retarded opinions. I'm gonna win inside every moment, and they can just find the most comfortable chair in their small house and sit back and
QuoteWho Said It?
'If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya. Right here.'
'I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.'
'If you try [my drug] you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.'
'I am a werewolf stampede. I will stomp on your infant minds with my righteous fuzzy toes.'
'I'm the man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and braun.'
'Vatican assassin warlocks!'
'I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels, especially if he winds up in my octagon.'
'I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. That's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.'
'There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.'
'Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I could have done with my fire-breathing fists.'
'Let's go over the ground rules. Rule number one: No touching of the hair or face. And THAT'S IT!'
'I'm in a glass case of emotion!'
'[Normal people] lay down with their ugly wives and their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, I can't process it.'
'I can barely lift my right arm because I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.'
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