| Quote | Character |
| My gun it keeps jamming see! | |
| That one's for the highlight reel! | |
| Hardly seems fair... | |
| Yeah. Right. When was the last time the wind said 'hostiles' to you? | |
| So good, I should charge admission! | |
| Over there! That's the monkey dog thing I saw! | |
| Fits likes a glove... | |
| I love that Pop! | |
| F***ing Noob! | |
| We're all stranded now... | |