| Quote | Movie |
| Ahh man you puked on my printer! | |
| Yeah and one little bottle of spermicidal lube! | |
| No Colonel Sanders your wrong! | |
| And if you must know, he didn't even come inside her! | |
| Why do you call yourself Voltron Dave? Uhh cuz its super badass | |
| The bears can smell the menstruation! | |
| If you see an opossum, kill it. It's not a pet. | |
| Tommy want wingy!! | |
| If peein your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis! | |
| Don't put me in this position where I have to **** my way out of a corner! | |
| Get out of my face! I'll get inside your face! | |
| Well I hope your wearing a condom because I have a dirty mind. | |
| Tell Ronnie you got knocked the **** out! | |
| What are ya, a girl or somethin? | |
| YO! ****nuts! It's probing time! | |
| I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the**** out of you! | |
| See you later, Joben. | |
| Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking? | |
| You don't need to put your P in a V right now. No, I need to B my L on someone's T's. | |
| It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em. | |
| If you don't chew Big Red, then **** you! | |
| True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blin | |
| HEY MOM! CAN WE GET SOME MEATLOAF? | |
| I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states. | |
| Gator's bitches better be using jimmies! | |