We open with local hooligan spitting from a bridge ...
Accompanied by his buddy ...
At 11 o'clock, it's time for some sugar. They go to the convenience store run by ...
Who is being convinced to go to a party by ...
The store is closed for five minutes, much to the chagrin of this customer ...
Across town, this domestic goddess cleans out the kitchen sink ...
When this eco-conscious Springfieldian asks to recycle a beer can ...
While recycling, this little menance disposes of some gum in her hair ...
A myriad of condiments are used to remove the offending gum, which attracts bees. This character is deathly allergic to bees ...
And he is stung in the eye while riding a bicycle with (for?) ...
The anaphylactic cyclist manages to collapse near a hospital. This doctor suggests booze ...
He's called up to see the malpractice board, but their meeting is interrupted by this hysterical patient ...
After the crisis is averted, the good doctor announces nose jobs for everyone. Who wants the 'Van Heflin'?
Across town, this small business owner ...
Has commissioned NASA to calculate the bar tab of regular customer ...
A negligible portion of the tab is paid, just in time for a visit from this career criminal ...
In another part of town, a certain education professional is hungry in anticipation for lunch ...
And this one is preparing a roast ...
Uh oh! The roast is burnt! The chef quickly ducks over to a local fast food outlet owned by this entertainer ...
After lunch, the host reassures his guest that the glow in his kitchen is the aurora borealis. However, someone isn't convinced as she screams that the house is on fire ...
The fire truck zooms to the burning house, past this grocery toting gentleman ...
Who is walking his dog ...
And inadvertently locks whom in the newspaper stand?
Panning back to the earlier mentioned fast food store, this Springfieldian was in the local McDonalds in Shelbyville recently ...
This diner has never heard of McDonalds though ...
A Pulp Fiction inspired dialogue ensues. After they have finished their meal, they leave the restaurant. This entertainer drives past ...
It seems that art imitates life for this accident-prone performer. His marriage and house crumble. On the run after his earlier escapades, this character drives past ...
He floors the accelerator to escape from this character ...
The two of them get into a fight, and end up in this gentleman's store ...
Things look a bit grisly in the shop. We follow a stray doughnut down to Evergreen Tce. This pillar of the community is walking his dog ...
Who encourages his dog to utilise whose lawn as a toilet?
Better get the old snowshovel from neighbourino ...
Well, he's not home, but his wife ...
Has exhausted her Heloise, and still trying to extract gum from the hair of ...
Chipper as ever, who suggests freezing and smashing it with a hammer? Works when he gets bubbly-gum in the old push-broom.
Meanwhile, a host of characters all put in their two cents on removing the gum, including shady lawyer...
Local landscaper ...
And sporting mascot ...
Moving right alone, some folk'll never eat a skunk, but then again some folk'll, like ...
He finds some shoes for his wife ...
But she tells him to return them to where he found them. Atop a telephone pole. The telephone line leads to another local business, owned by ...
He is visited by a young lad busting to use the bathroom ...
It is a requirement that to use the bathroom, you must make a purchase. As the busting young lad browses the comics, this man gets annoyed and drags him out ...
Meanwhile, at the military antique shop, top cop ...
And career crim ...
Are still being held hostage by ...
The party is just about to get started apparently. But first, someone still needs to pee ...
The shop owner lets him use the toilet. Apparently, the store used to be a pet shop, according to ...
He is about to be a hostage too, but the captor his knocked out by a mace. One of the hostages escapes, passing young ...
Still struggling with her bad hair day. After her hair is fixed, she is mocked by local ruffian ...
He also laughs at this elderly lady tripping over a trash can ...
Before making the mistake of laughing at this gentleman in his car ...
The local bully is subject to public humiliation. This local lad muses about everyone's stories ...
Unfortunately, we didn't have time with this Springfieldian's story ...
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