| Motto | State |
| Just east of Omaha | |
| Senior citizen discounts available | |
| Here's mine, Show Me yours | |
| Land of the free, home of the Buick | |
| As pretty as California but not as weird | |
| We have our own nuclear testing site | |
| Where men are lonely and sheep are scared | |
| If it weren't for Washington DC, you couldn't find us | |
| You can spit on Canada from here | |
| Way too close to New York | |
| Tell 'em Guido sent ya | |
| We're OK, you're NOT! | |
| Not Sweden, but we try to act like it | |
| Gateway to Florida | |
| Don't judge us by Cleveland | |
| You'll need a map to find us | |
| About as exciting as Vermont | |
| Winter home to 150,000 snowbirds | |
| Literacy ain't everything | |
| We like our state, so STAY OUT! | |
| Book 'em Danno | |
| Land of the Big Sky, and very little else | |
| Cook with coal | |
| We don't care if you spell potato with an 'e' | |
| Say 'Cheeeese' | |