League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Forbidden shadow wins.
Joke? What do you mean?
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
This is my happy face. See?
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Lima Oscar Lima!
You smell like burning!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
When you dance with death, lead.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Not all angels are good.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Suffering is magic.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Let's be friends forever.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Shaken, not stirred.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Size doesn't mean everything.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
You can't milk those.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Hmm, something's fishy.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Feel free to give up now.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?

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