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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Shaken, not stirred.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
When you dance with death, lead.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Lima Oscar Lima!
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
You can't milk those.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Feel free to give up now.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Forbidden shadow wins.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Hmm, something's fishy.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
This is my happy face. See?
Not all angels are good.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Suffering is magic.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
You smell like burning!
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Let's be friends forever.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Did I mention it's mating season?
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Size doesn't mean everything.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Joke? What do you mean?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!

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