League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Shaken, not stirred.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Joke? What do you mean?
Lima Oscar Lima!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
You can't milk those.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Let's be friends forever.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Size doesn't mean everything.
Did I mention it's mating season?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
When you dance with death, lead.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
You smell like burning!
Feel free to give up now.
This is my happy face. See?
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Suffering is magic.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Not all angels are good.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.

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