League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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When you dance with death, lead.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Hmm, something's fishy.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
You can't milk those.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
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You smell like burning!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Not all angels are good.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Let's be friends forever.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
This is my happy face. See?
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Suffering is magic.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
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My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Joke? What do you mean?
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Shaken, not stirred.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Feel free to give up now.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Forbidden shadow wins.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Size doesn't mean everything.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.

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