League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Wuju.. pass me that potion?
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Joke? What do you mean?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Not all angels are good.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
No, really, put that apple on your head...
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Suffering is magic.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Hmm, something's fishy.
This is my happy face. See?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
You smell like burning!
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Forbidden shadow wins.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Feel free to give up now.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Lima Oscar Lima!
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
When you dance with death, lead.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Let's be friends forever.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Shaken, not stirred.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
You can't milk those.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?

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