League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Hmm, something's fishy.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
When you dance with death, lead.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
You smell like burning!
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Size doesn't mean everything.
This is my happy face. See?
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Suffering is magic.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
You can't milk those.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Did I mention it's mating season?
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Joke? What do you mean?
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Let's be friends forever.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Feel free to give up now.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Not all angels are good.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Shaken, not stirred.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'

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