League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Not all angels are good.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Suffering is magic.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Forbidden shadow wins.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
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If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Hmm, something's fishy.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Joke? What do you mean?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
You smell like burning!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Shaken, not stirred.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
When you dance with death, lead.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
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Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Feel free to give up now.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
You can't milk those.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Lima Oscar Lima!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Did I mention it's mating season?
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Size doesn't mean everything.
Let's be friends forever.
This is my happy face. See?
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.

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