League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
You can't milk those.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Feel free to give up now.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
This is my happy face. See?
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
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Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
You smell like burning!
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Did I mention it's mating season?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Forbidden shadow wins.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Not all angels are good.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Let's be friends forever.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Suffering is magic.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Joke? What do you mean?
Shaken, not stirred.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
When you dance with death, lead.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.

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