League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Let's be friends forever.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Lima Oscar Lima!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Suffering is magic.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Hmm, something's fishy.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
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I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Joke? What do you mean?
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Not all angels are good.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Did I mention it's mating season?
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
You can't milk those.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
This is my happy face. See?
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
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Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Feel free to give up now.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Shaken, not stirred.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
You smell like burning!
When you dance with death, lead.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Forbidden shadow wins.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!

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