League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Hmm, something's fishy.
When you dance with death, lead.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Not all angels are good.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Joke? What do you mean?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Shaken, not stirred.
Suffering is magic.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Feel free to give up now.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Let's be friends forever.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
I may be bad, but I feel good...
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Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
You smell like burning!
This is my happy face. See?
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Size doesn't mean everything.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
You can't milk those.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
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Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!

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