League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Suffering is magic.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Hmm, something's fishy.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Lima Oscar Lima!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
You smell like burning!
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Joke? What do you mean?
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
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No, really, put that apple on your head...
When you dance with death, lead.
Size doesn't mean everything.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
You can't milk those.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Forbidden shadow wins.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Let's be friends forever.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
This is my happy face. See?
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So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Shaken, not stirred.
Feel free to give up now.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Not all angels are good.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

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