League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
You smell like burning!
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Shaken, not stirred.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Joke? What do you mean?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Feel free to give up now.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
When you dance with death, lead.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
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I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
You can't milk those.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
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Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
This is my happy face. See?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Not all angels are good.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Forbidden shadow wins.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Hmm, something's fishy.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Suffering is magic.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Let's be friends forever.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
No, really, put that apple on your head...
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.

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