League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Let's be friends forever.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Suffering is magic.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
When you dance with death, lead.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Joke? What do you mean?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Shaken, not stirred.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Not all angels are good.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
You can't milk those.
Feel free to give up now.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
This is my happy face. See?
Lima Oscar Lima!
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
You smell like burning!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!

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