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I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
When you dance with death, lead.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Let's be friends forever.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Joke? What do you mean?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Feel free to give up now.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Shaken, not stirred.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Lima Oscar Lima!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Did I mention it's mating season?
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
This is my happy face. See?
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Size doesn't mean everything.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Forbidden shadow wins.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Hmm, something's fishy.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Not all angels are good.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
You smell like burning!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
You can't milk those.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Suffering is magic.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?

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