League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Joke? What do you mean?
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Size doesn't mean everything.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Shaken, not stirred.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Suffering is magic.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Not all angels are good.
Feel free to give up now.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Lima Oscar Lima!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Hmm, something's fishy.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
This is my happy face. See?
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
You smell like burning!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
You can't milk those.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Did I mention it's mating season?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
When you dance with death, lead.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Let's be friends forever.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?

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