League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Size doesn't mean everything.
You can't milk those.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
This is my happy face. See?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Did I mention it's mating season?
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Not all angels are good.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
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Joke? What do you mean?
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
You smell like burning!
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Shaken, not stirred.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
When you dance with death, lead.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
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Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Suffering is magic.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Let's be friends forever.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Feel free to give up now.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Forbidden shadow wins.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!

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