League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Hmm, something's fishy.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
This is my happy face. See?
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Shaken, not stirred.
Not all angels are good.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Feel free to give up now.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Did I mention it's mating season?
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Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Suffering is magic.
You smell like burning!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
When you dance with death, lead.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
No, really, put that apple on your head...
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Joke? What do you mean?
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
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My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
You can't milk those.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Let's be friends forever.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!

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