League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Not all angels are good.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Forbidden shadow wins.
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Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Feel free to give up now.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Joke? What do you mean?
I may be bad, but I feel good...
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Shaken, not stirred.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
You can't milk those.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Suffering is magic.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
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Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Did I mention it's mating season?
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
This is my happy face. See?
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Let's be friends forever.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Size doesn't mean everything.
You smell like burning!
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Hmm, something's fishy.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
When you dance with death, lead.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.

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