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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
When you dance with death, lead.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Feel free to give up now.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Joke? What do you mean?
You smell like burning!
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
This is my happy face. See?
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
I may be bad, but I feel good...
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Forbidden shadow wins.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
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Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Not all angels are good.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Did I mention it's mating season?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
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Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Shaken, not stirred.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Suffering is magic.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Size doesn't mean everything.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Let's be friends forever.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
No, really, put that apple on your head...
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
You can't milk those.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!

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