League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Not all angels are good.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Shaken, not stirred.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Size doesn't mean everything.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Joke? What do you mean?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
When you dance with death, lead.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Feel free to give up now.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
You smell like burning!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Lima Oscar Lima!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Let's be friends forever.
You can't milk those.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Forbidden shadow wins.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Suffering is magic.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
This is my happy face. See?
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Hmm, something's fishy.

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