League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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You smell like burning!
Lima Oscar Lima!
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Feel free to give up now.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Not all angels are good.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Let's be friends forever.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
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Hmm, something's fishy.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
When you dance with death, lead.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Joke? What do you mean?
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Shaken, not stirred.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
You can't milk those.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Suffering is magic.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Did I mention it's mating season?
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
I may be bad, but I feel good...
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*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Size doesn't mean everything.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
This is my happy face. See?
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Forbidden shadow wins.

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