League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Joke? What do you mean?
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Let's be friends forever.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
This is my happy face. See?
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
No, really, put that apple on your head...
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I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
You smell like burning!
Forbidden shadow wins.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
When you dance with death, lead.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
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Plays different electric guitar sounds.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Shaken, not stirred.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Not all angels are good.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Noxians... I hate those guys...
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Feel free to give up now.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
You can't milk those.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Hmm, something's fishy.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Did I mention it's mating season?
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Suffering is magic.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!

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