League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Noxians... I hate those guys...
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
You can't milk those.
Joke? What do you mean?
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Feel free to give up now.
Size doesn't mean everything.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Let's be friends forever.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Suffering is magic.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
When you dance with death, lead.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Hmm, something's fishy.
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Shaken, not stirred.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
You smell like burning!
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Not all angels are good.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Forbidden shadow wins.
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
This is my happy face. See?
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Did I mention it's mating season?

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