League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Lima Oscar Lima!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Forbidden shadow wins.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
Not all angels are good.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Shaken, not stirred.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
Joke? What do you mean?
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
This is my happy face. See?
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My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
Did I mention it's mating season?
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Size doesn't mean everything.
You smell like burning!
Suffering is magic.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Let's be friends forever.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
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Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Feel free to give up now.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
When you dance with death, lead.
You can't milk those.

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