League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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Not all angels are good.
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
When you dance with death, lead.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
And they say I can't handle my drink...
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
Did I mention it's mating season?
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Noxians... I hate those guys...
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
I may be bad, but I feel good...
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
No, really, put that apple on your head...
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
You smell like burning!
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
All the better to eat you with my dear!
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
Hmm, something's fishy.
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..
Let's be friends forever.
Feel free to give up now.
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
You can't milk those.
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
Size doesn't mean everything.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
This is my happy face. See?
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Joke? What do you mean?
Suffering is magic.
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Forbidden shadow wins.
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Shaken, not stirred.
Lima Oscar Lima!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.

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