League of Legends Champions by Joke [January 2014]

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Can you name the League of Legends Champions by Joke [May 2013]?

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Go ahead, be negative. You'll be just my type.
You can't milk those.
I think I broke a nail, good thing it wasn't mine.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?!
Oh no! I seem to have stepped on one of my cousins!
Power laning, power farming, power ganking, power kills! So many kills! Four-hundred kills!
Who's there? Garen who? Yeah, I guess he does say that a lot.
Suffering is magic.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!
Let's be friends forever.
Can you smell coward, Bristle? Get 'em!
Turbo on! Uh...wuuh? Just needs a little kick start there. Hyup.
I like my weapons how I like my music... heavy and metal!
If you run, you won't see me stab you!
The only time I have a drinking problem is when I spill it!
Yes, they make shurikens this small!
So many noobs... will matchmaking ever find true balance?
How do you like my guns... Shock, and Awe!
Caught between a rock... and a hard place.
Cut purse? No. Cut throat? Yes.
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!
Sounds a 'Charge!' bugle call.
The worth of a man can be measured by the length of his beard, and the girth of his belt buckle.
If you'd like to play with me, you'd better be sure you know the game.
Plays different electric guitar sounds.
Shaken, not stirred.
Not all angels are good.
Noxians... I hate those guys...
If we approach strategically from the flank... Oh who am I kidding, let's just morph and eat them.
For my next trick, I'll make you disappear!
Lima Oscar Lima!
Lying is, like, ninety five percent of what I do.
Imagine if I had a real weapon!
Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!
I may be bad, but I feel good...
Are... You sure you're not in the wrong league?
Inflates himself into a balloon doing a couple of bounces before returning to normal
Hand bone connected to the axe bone connected to your face bone!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.
Not Draven; Draaaaven.
Sometimes I think this anchor just weighs me down.
A sniper's greatest tool is precision... and good equipment.
No jokes for Mr. Okay. :(
I put the 'go' in 'golem'. That was humor. Other golems find that to be appropriately funny.
Speak softly...and ride a big yeti!
Feel free to give up now.
Two birds with one stone... Have you met my parents?
Fishbones, you know what we oughta' do? 'Do the laundry, wash dishes and pay some bills.' Stupid dumb rocket launcher
I haven't got a brain, and soon... neither will you!
Yes, it's true. For only $2.95 a minute, I will leave you breathless.
You smell like burning!
Everyone's a hero... till you shoot off a leg or two.
Find me an immovable object, and I'll put this question to rest!
Wuju.. pass me that potion?
And they said I lacked balance. Ha!
All the better to eat you with my dear!
Come on! Does this look dangerous to you?
It's alright Clubbems, we'll get to smashing soon.
Mundo say his own name a lot, or else he forget! Has happened before.
Hmm, something's fishy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away. You were alone the whole time.
Joke? What do you mean?
If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?
Screaming won't do you any good, but it's music to my ears.
Listen close-...I have important-...This is why I can't take you nice places!
Did I mention it's mating season?
You can't beat me, so join me. I need a good pair of legs.
Sometimes you're the catch. Sometimes you're the bait.
Size doesn't mean everything.
*Burps* I think a voidling just came out!
This is my happy face. See?
Is that a rocket in your pocket?
My blade is not only precise, but totally gnarly.
What's black and blue and is about to show you the definition of pain?!
Light mage? I'm just an ordinary mage.
Laying an egg isn't as easy as it looks.
Let's end this quickly... (Cough) I need to use the little soldier's room.
Never lost a fair game... or played one.
If PETA asks, this fur is fake.
What? Do I have someone in my teeth?
I knew I should have sprung for the blade warranty.
Talent, honor, discipline, and pretty pictures!
No, really, put that apple on your head...
I got these tattoos in rune prison!
Oh, what's that smell? Oh, it's me...
Who... let the dogs... out. Woof. Woof, woof.
No matter how far it is to the top, it's still within my grasp!
Our seasons are reversed: my spring, your fall.
Forbidden shadow wins.
They come apart so easily. How do you put them back together again?
Nature is the truest form of balance. Eat and avoid being eaten.
And they say I can't handle my drink...
Ugh, I lost another blade. I wonder who it's in this time.
What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way.
I think I might know a relative of yours. No hair... sagging flesh... always going on about brains. Ring any bells?
Jokes? I don't know any jokes.
Noxuuu... oh, woah, oof! How does he do it?
I could go for a twirl... Whoa, whoa whoa ah, wooh!'
When you dance with death, lead.
I hear a man likes a lady with legs.
Sunder any army, crumble any mountain, leap the great - owwawww... oh, my toesies.
So much bloodshed... This is my kind of place!
My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm!
You know what they say... karma always catches up to you.
My profession...! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker.
No, I'm not happy to see you. Yes, that is a horn growing out of my head.
Blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy.
Is it cold in here, or is it just me?
Hmm, I suppose you're expecting some unbearable pun.
I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that.
Gems? Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Nobody understands me, they called my work a hack job!
Let me help shuffle off your mortal coil.
I ate an optimist once, but I couldn't keep him down.
I cannot use your skull. You have a misshapen head.
Why can't I get a straight answer? It's always just 'Oh no! Stop hitting me! Ow, my face!'
Wanna know why me Roger is so Jolly? Heheheh..

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