| What it's supposed to do. | invention | episode |
| Throw the Earth off its axis | |
| Steals lawn gnomes to destroy them | |
| Builds giant robot to take over | |
| Builds ray to delflate stuff in Tri State Area | |
| Ages Cheese | |
| Mind control for his Birthday | |
| Dig to China and become rich | |
| Make everyones voice higher | |
| Copies self so no more waiting | |
| Melt all the chocolate | |
| Pets in new lair | |