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Yeah, I went to the school as Gary Hoogeboom, yeah, I look like Gary Hoogeboom, hell, I have the same initials as Gary Hoogeboom. But, no Danni, I am NOT Gary Hoogeboom. Guatemala
Love many. Trust few. Do wrong to no one.Fiji
If you take care of her, I'll take care of you.All Stars
I've got the million dollar check written in my name.Borneo
I've been bamboozled!All Stars
I KILLED A SHARK! I KILLED IT WITH A FREAKIN' MACHETTE! Palau
Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote.Amazon
Because it's just a **** stick!Micronesia
He's fat, but he's good.Borneo
Oh my heck!Marquesas
Pirates pillage...Pirates steal!Pearl Islands
It feels like purple.Marquesas
I'm not a bad sportsmanship.Guatemala
Don't mess with the Shii-devil or you'll get horns. Thailand
We can't get a women's alliance together because Caryn sucks.Palau
I need someone to pee on my hand! Does anyone have to pee!?Marquesas
I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.Amazon
Sorry girl, you get on my nerves and I don't like being around you...nothing personal.Thailand
Sarah has a nice body, and she paid a lot for it Marquesas
I'm 150-200 percent happy with the wife I have.' Thailand
Oh my gooooood, it's soooo gooooood!Australia
I love seeing people cry when you crush their dreamsTocantins
We didn't lose because they were better. We lost because of a bunch of rules. Thailand
They're all lying to me!Marquesas
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I said under my breath and in my head, I swear on my kids that I'll screw you ANNNNND Burton!Pearl Islands
According to some people we sucked todayGabon
Somebody call a Whambulance, Terry's crying on the course!Panama
Let the games begin.Australia
Me and Richard got to be really close friends; not in a homosexual way, that's for sure.All Stars
I'm going to have a chocolate ice cream bar in one... ONE MINUTE!Panama
I will always wave my finger in your face!Australia
Waddoo I look like, Magellan?All Stars
Loose lips sink ships.Heroes Vs Villains
I think I found my little crack!Vanuatu
I mean, MY ASS!Micronesia
No ****, sherlock.Thailand
I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat. Borneo
I mean, I am definitely between a rock and a hard stone here.Amazon
I'm livid.Micronesia
I don't know what MTV means.Borneo
Neleh and Paschal, I think, are really supporting my success in this game and are really rooting for me. Marquesas
The idol is DEFINITELY on the ground. Guatemala
Stupid people, stupid stupid people.All Stars
Well let me give you a little advice. If you ever go to Vegas, always bet on black Marquesas
Au revoir, sayonara, arrivederci, and as they say in Boston, see you later.All Stars
I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE ****?Pearl Islands
It's called Chong Ran and it's an ancient Tibetan. If you do a Google search on it, you won't find it. You have to go to the monastery to study it.Tocantins
Jon's like a girl.Pearl Islands
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Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.Amazon
I will never give up, I will never surrender, I will never admit defeat.Pearl Islands
It's not our fault she sucks at life.China
You can get her autograph after the show. Guatemala
You've made my life HELL, from day ONE! FORGET CHU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!Gabon
Thanks guys.....I hope you all get bit by a freakin' crocodile.....scumbags.Guatemala
Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off! Guatemala
Your true colors aren't apart of any rainbow I've ever seen.Vanuatu
I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hersey bar.Australia
Promises are like fat women on wicker furniture, easily broken by Jonny Fairplay Pearl Islands
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas Australia
EAT YO RICE!Gabon
You know what they call me here? The Dragonslayer.Tocantins
Jon has yet to clean a fish, or even wash a dish!Pearl Islands
Who is this jackass?Tocantins
I will drive over to your **** little apartment and murder you, and then I will drive to my club and that will be that.Panama
If you don't keep your word I'll do something to you.Borneo
If a hyena eats this slop and then licks its ass, is it because it's the animal thing to do ... or because it's trying to get the taste out of its mouth?Africa
Fear keeps people loyal.All Stars
I've never broken the honor of a handshake.Africa
He's a Jew! He won't eat the ham!Africa
What!? Ya know I'm just layin' here, you know, in the hammock! Vanuatu

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