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If a hyena eats this slop and then licks its ass, is it because it's the animal thing to do ... or because it's trying to get the taste out of its mouth?Africa
I will always wave my finger in your face!Australia
If you don't keep your word I'll do something to you.Borneo
Somebody call a Whambulance, Terry's crying on the course!Panama
I love seeing people cry when you crush their dreamsTocantins
It's not our fault she sucks at life.China
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas Australia
Sarah has a nice body, and she paid a lot for it Marquesas
We didn't lose because they were better. We lost because of a bunch of rules. Thailand
It feels like purple.Marquesas
I'm 150-200 percent happy with the wife I have.' Thailand
Well let me give you a little advice. If you ever go to Vegas, always bet on black Marquesas
Waddoo I look like, Magellan?All Stars
Don't mess with the Shii-devil or you'll get horns. Thailand
Me and Richard got to be really close friends; not in a homosexual way, that's for sure.All Stars
What!? Ya know I'm just layin' here, you know, in the hammock! Vanuatu
He's fat, but he's good.Borneo
You know what they call me here? The Dragonslayer.Tocantins
I'm going to have a chocolate ice cream bar in one... ONE MINUTE!Panama
Because it's just a fucking stick!Micronesia
Oh my gooooood, it's soooo gooooood!Australia
Jon's like a girl.Pearl Islands
We can't get a women's alliance together because Caryn sucks.Palau
Oh my heck!Marquesas
Jon has yet to clean a fish, or even wash a dish!Pearl Islands
I mean, I am definitely between a rock and a hard stone here.Amazon
They're all lying to me!Marquesas
Pirates pillage...Pirates steal!Pearl Islands
Promises are like fat women on wicker furniture, easily broken by Jonny Fairplay Pearl Islands
I've been bamboozled!All Stars
Neleh and Paschal, I think, are really supporting my success in this game and are really rooting for me. Marquesas
I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hersey bar.Australia
I've never broken the honor of a handshake.Africa
I'm livid.Micronesia
Let the games begin.Australia
Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off! Guatemala
Loose lips sink ships.Heroes Vs Villains
You've made my life HELL, from day ONE! FORGET CHU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!Gabon
If you take care of her, I'll take care of you.All Stars
The idol is DEFINITELY on the ground. Guatemala
Au revoir, sayonara, arrivederci, and as they say in Boston, see you later.All Stars
I don't know what MTV means.Borneo
I said under my breath and in my head, I swear on my kids that I'll screw you ANNNNND Burton!Pearl Islands
Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote.Amazon
Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.Amazon
Stupid people, stupid stupid people.All Stars
I'm not a bad sportsmanship.Guatemala
It's called Chong Ran and it's an ancient Tibetan. If you do a Google search on it, you won't find it. You have to go to the monastery to study it.Tocantins
I think I found my little crack!Vanuatu
Sorry girl, you get on my nerves and I don't like being around you...nothing personal.Thailand
I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat. Borneo
I will never give up, I will never surrender, I will never admit defeat.Pearl Islands
According to some people we sucked todayGabon
I will drive over to your shitty little apartment and murder you, and then I will drive to my club and that will be that.Panama
I need someone to pee on my hand! Does anyone have to pee!?Marquesas
No ****, sherlock.Thailand
Who is this jackass?Tocantins
Fear keeps people loyal.All Stars
Yeah, I went to the school as Gary Hoogeboom, yeah, I look like Gary Hoogeboom, hell, I have the same initials as Gary Hoogeboom. But, no Danni, I am NOT Gary Hoogeboom. Guatemala
I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE ****?Pearl Islands
I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.Amazon
I've got the million dollar check written in my name.Borneo
You can get her autograph after the show. Guatemala
Your true colors aren't apart of any rainbow I've ever seen.Vanuatu
I mean, MY ASS!Micronesia
Love many. Trust few. Do wrong to no one.Fiji
He's a Jew! He won't eat the ham!Africa
Thanks guys.....I hope you all get bit by a freakin' crocodile.....scumbags.Guatemala

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