| Quote | Survivor | Season |
|---|
| Fear keeps people loyal. | |
| Who is this jackass? | |
| I will never give up, I will never surrender, I will never admit defeat. | |
| Neleh and Paschal, I think, are really supporting my success in this game and are really rooting for me. | |
| I mean, MY ASS! | |
| You can get her autograph after the show. | |
| I think I found my little crack! | |
| Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off! | |
| If you don't keep your word I'll do something to you. | |
| Me and Richard got to be really close friends; not in a homosexual way, that's for sure. | |
| I need someone to pee on my hand! Does anyone have to pee!? | |
| I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hersey bar. | |
| Let the games begin. | |
| Well let me give you a little advice. If you ever go to Vegas, always bet on black | |
| I love seeing people cry when you crush their dreams | |
| Promises are like fat women on wicker furniture, easily broken by Jonny Fairplay | |
| It feels like purple. | |
| He's a Jew! He won't eat the ham! | |
| Au revoir, sayonara, arrivederci, and as they say in Boston, see you later. | |
| Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort. | |
| I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat. | |
| I will always wave my finger in your face! | |
| It's not our fault she sucks at life. | |
| Love many. Trust few. Do wrong to no one. | |
| | Quote | Survivor | Season |
|---|
| Because it's just a ****ing stick! | |
| No****, sherlock. | |
| I'm not a bad sportsmanship. | |
| Oh my gooooood, it's soooo gooooood! | |
| Sarah has a nice body, and she paid a lot for it | |
| Oh my heck! | |
| Thanks guys.....I hope you all get bit by a freakin' crocodile.....scumbags. | |
| The idol is DEFINITELY on the ground. | |
| We can't get a women's alliance together because Caryn sucks. | |
| Jon's like a girl. | |
| I mean, I am definitely between a rock and a hard stone here. | |
| Pirates pillage...Pirates steal! | |
| If a hyena eats this slop and then licks its ass, is it because it's the animal thing to do ... or because it's trying to get the taste out of its mouth? | |
| I've never broken the honor of a handshake. | |
| I KILLED A SHARK! I KILLED IT WITH A FREAKIN' MACHETTE! | |
| What!? Ya know I'm just layin' here, you know, in the hammock! | |
| Somebody call a Whambulance, Terry's crying on the course! | |
| Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote. | |
| I'm livid. | |
| He's fat, but he's good. | |
| You know what they call me here? The Dragonslayer. | |
| Stupid people, stupid stupid people. | |
| Jon has yet to clean a fish, or even wash a dish! | |
| Loose lips sink ships. | |
| | Quote | Survivor | Season |
|---|
| I've been bamboozled! | |
| According to some people we sucked today | |
| EAT YO RICE! | |
| Sorry girl, you get on my nerves and I don't like being around you...nothing personal. | |
| It's called Chong Ran and it's an ancient Tibetan. If you do a Google search on it, you won't find it. You have to go to the monastery to study it. | |
| I've got the million dollar check written in my name. | |
| I said under my breath and in my head, I swear on my kids that I'll screw you ANNNNND Burton! | |
| I will drive over to your****ty little apartment and murder you, and then I will drive to my club and that will be that. | |
| I don't know what MTV means. | |
| If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas | |
| If you take care of her, I'll take care of you. | |
| I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE ****? | |
| They're all lying to me! | |
| Waddoo I look like, Magellan? | |
| I'm going to have a chocolate ice cream bar in one... ONE MINUTE! | |
| We didn't lose because they were better. We lost because of a bunch of rules. | |
| I'm 150-200 percent happy with the wife I have.' | |
| You've made my life HELL, from day ONE! FORGET CHU, GO HOME, GOODBYE! | |
| Your true colors aren't apart of any rainbow I've ever seen. | |
| Don't mess with the Shii-devil or you'll get horns. | |
| I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter. | |
| Yeah, I went to the school as Gary Hoogeboom, yeah, I look like Gary Hoogeboom, hell, I have the same initials as Gary Hoogeboom. But, no Danni, I am NOT Gary Hoogeboom. | |
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