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If a hyena eats this slop and then licks its ass, is it because it's the animal thing to do ... or because it's trying to get the taste out of its mouth?Africa
Neleh and Paschal, I think, are really supporting my success in this game and are really rooting for me. Marquesas
The idol is DEFINITELY on the ground. Guatemala
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas Australia
Waddoo I look like, Magellan?All Stars
Jon's like a girl.Pearl Islands
He's a Jew! He won't eat the ham!Africa
I think I found my little crack!Vanuatu
Sarah has a nice body, and she paid a lot for it Marquesas
I'm 150-200 percent happy with the wife I have.' Thailand
Au revoir, sayonara, arrivederci, and as they say in Boston, see you later.All Stars
Jon has yet to clean a fish, or even wash a dish!Pearl Islands
I need someone to pee on my hand! Does anyone have to pee!?Marquesas
Loose lips sink ships.Heroes Vs Villains
If you take care of her, I'll take care of you.All Stars
Yeah, I went to the school as Gary Hoogeboom, yeah, I look like Gary Hoogeboom, hell, I have the same initials as Gary Hoogeboom. But, no Danni, I am NOT Gary Hoogeboom. Guatemala
I will never give up, I will never surrender, I will never admit defeat.Pearl Islands
Don't mess with the Shii-devil or you'll get horns. Thailand
Sorry girl, you get on my nerves and I don't like being around you...nothing personal.Thailand
I mean, I am definitely between a rock and a hard stone here.Amazon
Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote.Amazon
Fear keeps people loyal.All Stars
They're all lying to me!Marquesas
I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hersey bar.Australia
Oh my heck!Marquesas
Because it's just a **** stick!Micronesia
No ****, sherlock.Thailand
Let the games begin.Australia
Promises are like fat women on wicker furniture, easily broken by Jonny Fairplay Pearl Islands
It's called Chong Ran and it's an ancient Tibetan. If you do a Google search on it, you won't find it. You have to go to the monastery to study it.Tocantins
I've been bamboozled!All Stars
I've never broken the honor of a handshake.Africa
Your true colors aren't apart of any rainbow I've ever seen.Vanuatu
Me and Richard got to be really close friends; not in a homosexual way, that's for sure.All Stars
I'm livid.Micronesia
I've got the million dollar check written in my name.Borneo
Somebody call a Whambulance, Terry's crying on the course!Panama
I will always wave my finger in your face!Australia
I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE ****?Pearl Islands
I will drive over to your **** little apartment and murder you, and then I will drive to my club and that will be that.Panama
I'm going to have a chocolate ice cream bar in one... ONE MINUTE!Panama
According to some people we sucked todayGabon
You know what they call me here? The Dragonslayer.Tocantins
What!? Ya know I'm just layin' here, you know, in the hammock! Vanuatu
We didn't lose because they were better. We lost because of a bunch of rules. Thailand
Oh my gooooood, it's soooo gooooood!Australia
It's not our fault she sucks at life.China
I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat. Borneo
I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.Amazon
He's fat, but he's good.Borneo
It feels like purple.Marquesas
Thanks guys.....I hope you all get bit by a freakin' crocodile.....scumbags.Guatemala
Pirates pillage...Pirates steal!Pearl Islands
I mean, MY ASS!Micronesia
Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.Amazon
I said under my breath and in my head, I swear on my kids that I'll screw you ANNNNND Burton!Pearl Islands
Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off! Guatemala
I don't know what MTV means.Borneo
Love many. Trust few. Do wrong to no one.Fiji
You can get her autograph after the show. Guatemala
I love seeing people cry when you crush their dreamsTocantins
I'm not a bad sportsmanship.Guatemala
You've made my life HELL, from day ONE! FORGET CHU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!Gabon
Who is this jackass?Tocantins
Well let me give you a little advice. If you ever go to Vegas, always bet on black Marquesas
We can't get a women's alliance together because Caryn sucks.Palau
Stupid people, stupid stupid people.All Stars
If you don't keep your word I'll do something to you.Borneo

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