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It's not our fault she sucks at life.China
I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.Amazon
Sorry girl, you get on my nerves and I don't like being around you...nothing personal.Thailand
Why does he need the machete so sharp? I think he's gonna kill us. I'm afraid that when he is voted off, he's gonna take the machete and kill us after the vote.Amazon
I will drive over to your shitty little apartment and murder you, and then I will drive to my club and that will be that.Panama
If a hyena eats this slop and then licks its ass, is it because it's the animal thing to do ... or because it's trying to get the taste out of its mouth?Africa
The idol is DEFINITELY on the ground. Guatemala
You know what they call me here? The Dragonslayer.Tocantins
I may be a lot of things, but I ain't no Hersey bar.Australia
Blindsided, NICE! Now THAT'S how you vote someone off! Guatemala
I CAN GET LOUD TOO, WHAT THE ****?Pearl Islands
Jon has yet to clean a fish, or even wash a dish!Pearl Islands
I said under my breath and in my head, I swear on my kids that I'll screw you ANNNNND Burton!Pearl Islands
Bigger women have more fat to live on. They can put out more effort.Amazon
I've got the million dollar check written in my name.Borneo
It's called Chong Ran and it's an ancient Tibetan. If you do a Google search on it, you won't find it. You have to go to the monastery to study it.Tocantins
Loose lips sink ships.Heroes Vs Villains
Neleh and Paschal, I think, are really supporting my success in this game and are really rooting for me. Marquesas
I think I found my little crack!Vanuatu
Yeah, I went to the school as Gary Hoogeboom, yeah, I look like Gary Hoogeboom, hell, I have the same initials as Gary Hoogeboom. But, no Danni, I am NOT Gary Hoogeboom. Guatemala
Well let me give you a little advice. If you ever go to Vegas, always bet on black Marquesas
We can't get a women's alliance together because Caryn sucks.Palau
I love seeing people cry when you crush their dreamsTocantins
I feel we owe it to the island's spirits that we have learned to come to know to let it be in the end the way Mother Nature intended it to be - for the snake to eat the rat. Borneo
Let the games begin.Australia
We didn't lose because they were better. We lost because of a bunch of rules. Thailand
Me and Richard got to be really close friends; not in a homosexual way, that's for sure.All Stars
Promises are like fat women on wicker furniture, easily broken by Jonny Fairplay Pearl Islands
Your true colors aren't apart of any rainbow I've ever seen.Vanuatu
I'm 150-200 percent happy with the wife I have.' Thailand
I mean, I am definitely between a rock and a hard stone here.Amazon
Because it's just a fucking stick!Micronesia
I've never broken the honor of a handshake.Africa
Fear keeps people loyal.All Stars
I mean, MY ASS!Micronesia
No ****, sherlock.Thailand
You've made my life HELL, from day ONE! FORGET CHU, GO HOME, GOODBYE!Gabon
Don't mess with the Shii-devil or you'll get horns. Thailand
I'm livid.Micronesia
Oh my heck!Marquesas
I don't know what MTV means.Borneo
I'm not a bad sportsmanship.Guatemala
If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we would all have a merry Christmas Australia
Thanks guys.....I hope you all get bit by a freakin' crocodile.....scumbags.Guatemala
I need someone to pee on my hand! Does anyone have to pee!?Marquesas
I'm going to have a chocolate ice cream bar in one... ONE MINUTE!Panama
If you take care of her, I'll take care of you.All Stars
Somebody call a Whambulance, Terry's crying on the course!Panama
It feels like purple.Marquesas
Oh my gooooood, it's soooo gooooood!Australia
I will never give up, I will never surrender, I will never admit defeat.Pearl Islands
Au revoir, sayonara, arrivederci, and as they say in Boston, see you later.All Stars
He's a Jew! He won't eat the ham!Africa
They're all lying to me!Marquesas
You can get her autograph after the show. Guatemala
Pirates pillage...Pirates steal!Pearl Islands
According to some people we sucked todayGabon
Jon's like a girl.Pearl Islands
Love many. Trust few. Do wrong to no one.Fiji
I've been bamboozled!All Stars
He's fat, but he's good.Borneo
Stupid people, stupid stupid people.All Stars
Who is this jackass?Tocantins
Sarah has a nice body, and she paid a lot for it Marquesas
Waddoo I look like, Magellan?All Stars
If you don't keep your word I'll do something to you.Borneo
What!? Ya know I'm just layin' here, you know, in the hammock! Vanuatu
I will always wave my finger in your face!Australia

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