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| It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. | |
| There's a lot of blood, sweat, and guts between dreams and success. | |
| You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours. | |
| Happiness is a butterfly, which when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. | |
| Yes, Madam, I am. But in the morning, I will be sober and you will still be ugly. | |
| Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. | |
| If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom. | |
| Good night, and good luck. | |
| All warfare is based on deception. | |
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| Give me a museum and I'll fill it. | |
| In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. | |
| Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. | |
| I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. | |
| Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. | |
| Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. | |
| Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. | |
| Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. | |
| We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe. | |
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