Ate a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Scratched a drug-dealer's brand new ride
Used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Taught itself how to fly
Did its own electrical work
Set fire to its hair
Took its helmet off in outer space
Ate medicine that was out of date
Used its private parts as piranha bait
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stood on the edge of a train station platform
Dressed up like a moose during hunting season
Ran across the tracks between the platforms
Sold both of its kidneys on the internet
Kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
Ate a tube of superglue
Arya Stark's Bucket List (of Death)
You Better Lose Yourself
Harry Potter Death Match
