| Quote | Movie | Spoken By |
| Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila. You've got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over. | |
| You better believe it. And you're gonna love the way they tickle. | |
| Oi! Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck. | |
| Loyal fans! This is official: we have a volunteer referee! | |
| Purty. Purty flower! | |
| Bermuda? Yes, back from Bermuda and the 20th century. And believe me, you can have it. One big modern mess! | |
| Do I still have to sleep in the cupboard? | |
| This is no ordinary apple. It's a magic wishing apple. | |
| I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. | |
| Yes, well forgive me for not leaping for joy. Bad back, you know. | |