| Would You Rather... | Your answer | Added by |
| ...Drink a gallon of mustard or a gallon of ketchup? | |
| ...Pee every time you laugh, or fly every time you fart? | |
| ...Have a ketchup - dispensing navel, or a pencil-sharpening nostril? | |
| ...Be blind in one eye, or deaf in one ear? | |
| ...Be able to fly or read minds? | |
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