| Quote | Movie |
| 'Actions have consequences.' 'Yes. Often.' 'Always! Actions always have consequences! In this office, actions have consequences!' | |
| I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fookin' creature! | |
| There's enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus. If I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable. | |
| Oh, so you're going to stand up there and look down at me like you're a woman? You don't know what real women do! Real women sacrifice! | |
| If you so much as set foot downtown you will be sorry. I'm in a prayer group with the D.A., I'm a member of the NRA and I'm always packing. | |
| One of the boys I dated, and they were boys, suggested that we go to Paris and I said I'd always wanted to see Paris. As if I'd never been! | |
| 'What were you doing out there?' 'Visiting a *****house.' 'Okay. If I let you back in, will you tell me where it is exactly?' | |
| This is why we're here: because this little gray rock sells for twenty million a kilo. | |
| I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak ANY other language besides English? | |
| Can you stop condescending for one second or is that one of the principles of your bull**** philosophy? | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| I was hiding under your porch because I love you. | |
| The Uncertainty Principle. It proves we can't ever really know... what's going on. So it shouldn't bother you. Although you will be responsible for this on the mid-term. | |
| Well, if this is it, old boy, I hope you don't mind I go out speaking the King's? | |
| If you go to Tennessee, I will be there at all the games. I will be there to support you, but I am not wearing that gawdy orange. | |
| They talk like people in TV shows that I don't watch. | |
| I was hoping for some kind of tactical plan that didn't involve martyrdom. | |
| I thought we signed up for the same thing... I thought our relationship was perfectly clear. You are an escape. You're a break from our normal lives. You're a parenthesis. | |
| 'Do you go to concerts?' 'No. We don't believe in concerts' 'Oh, I assure you, they're real.' | |
| A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be a place or fish or tiny mole! | |
| Oh! I haven't shown you a picture of my wife! Here she is, my angel. I tell people she actually looks like an angel, you see here? The white looks like a halo on her head. | |
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