| Description | Answer |
| Fat girl is made to feel even fatter while working at the wrong job. | |
| Selfish stereotypical teenagers wail their troubles away, thus causing new ones. | |
| Dead girl can't touch her boyfriend. | |
| Little girl gets stolen by centuries-old man who lives in a box. | |
| Three idiots drive big cars to compensate. | |
| In which brotherly love equates to senselessly murdering demons. | |
| A plane crashes but an alarming number of people survive. | |
| One day spans almost half a year. | |
| | Description | Answer |
| Would you really want these doctors operating on you? | |
| Perhaps the worst example for teenagers to follow. | |
| People die in Miami. | |
| People die in New York. | |
| People die in Los Angeles. | |
| CIA operative should probably be arrested for housing an illegal alien. | |
| The talentless get judged by the talentless. | |
| Daddy is a murderer. | |
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