| Question | Fact/Claim |
| Pitchman | |
| You'll be saying _____ every time you use it | |
| It's like a | |
| Also like a | |
| Like a... as well | |
| A regular towel doesn't work | |
| Shamwow works | |
| Shamwow is for the... | |
| And the | |
| Also the | |
| As well as the | |
| Holds this amount its weight in liquid | |
| Shamwow doesn't | |
| It won't... either | |
| You wash shamwow | |
| Made in | |
| You can cut it in what fraction | |
| Use one as a | |
| Do what with the other | |
| Use another as a | |
| | Question | Fact/Claim |
| Who uses is as a towel | |
| It dries your... | |
| Liquid Vince uses | |
| Liquid also able to be picked up | |
| Liquid also able to be picked up | |
| Also able to be picked up | |
| X% of the cola in the Shamwow | |
| Shamwow sells for | |
| How many shamwows do you get | |
| 1 for the... | |
| 1 for the... | |
| 2 for the... | |
| But if you call in the next ___ minutes | |
| They'll thrown in a | |
| Absolutely... | |
| How long is the warranty | |
| Shamwow isn't available in | |
| Beware of | |
| Call when? | |
| The Slapping Chopping Thing | |
| Eminem's CD | |
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