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| I would enjoy being beneath a large body of water in an [title] vulgaris's [title] with thee. | |
| The masses announce it is thy day of birth, tis my date of birth as well. | |
| During the time of my existence, I have come upon the realisation that thou lies dearest in my breast. | |
| Beloved [title], I beg of you, exit your chamber and frolic. | |
| All of us reside in a [title] submerging vessel. | |
| They may be classified as ovum viri. I, however, am of the genus odobenus rosmarus. Goo goo g'joob. | |
| Fair maiden adores you. Yes! Yes! Yes! | |
| Sweet Loretta Martin assumed she was a fair maiden, but alas, she was another chap. | |
| The previous evening was strenuous, I've laboured similarly to a canine. | |
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| The masses bear a secret apart from I and my primate. | |
| Should we not engage in sexual congress in the midst of this very thoroughfare? | |
| She informed me she toiled at daybreak and began to guffaw. | |
| I am perplexed as to why thou says, 'farewell!', for I say, 'hail!' | |
| Infant, you may operate my motor vehicle. | |
| She was merely seventeen, if you comprehend what I imply. | |
| Greetings, [title], do not make your present situation worse, take a melancholy tune and improve its quality. | |
| Charming [title], meter maid, not anything shall cometh between us. When dark cometh, I shall haul thy cardiac organ away. | |
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