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| Every enemy I've met I've annihilated! | |
| You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. | |
| Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died! | |
| I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet. | |
| Killing you would be justifiable homicide. | |
| En garde! Touché! | |
| Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated! | |
| When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified. | |
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| You can't match my witty repartee. | |
| I can't rest until you've been exterminated! | |
| You're the ugliest monster ever created. | |
| I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated. | |
| Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified. | |
| I'll hound you night and day! | |
| Would you like to be buried or cremated? | |
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