| Quotes | Movies | When said |
| 'That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far!' | |
| 'You have forgotten who you are, and so, forgotten me' | |
| 'He's you!...your opposite, your negative' | |
| 'What you're telling me...basically...is that Napoleon was a short dead dude' | |
| 'I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end, I came here to tell you how it's going to begin' | |
| 'Well, it was nice to meet you, God, oh, and by the way...YOU SUCK!' | |
| 'What is the meaning of life?' 'Every rose, has it's thorns, just like every night, has its dawn' 'Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad, song' 'Every rose, has its thorns' | |
| 'There can be only one' | |
| 'Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, which is why it is called the present' | |
| 'You can't play god, son! That's why it's gotta end with me' | |
| 'I've heard a rant like this before' 'What did you just say?' 'I said I've heard a rant like this before' 'Don't you f***ing dare!' 'You sound like the morning star' 'You shut your | |
| 'Just because you have the emotional span of a table spoon' | |
| | Quotes | Movies | When said |
| 'My question is why can't one change the past?' 'because one cannot travel into the past' | |
| 'How do you know that? you don't know anything!' | |
| 'Can I stay with you?' 'What?!' 'Can I stay with you, please?' 'Ofcourse!' 'Really?' 'No!' | |
| 'Do you, or do you not, have tattooed on your bottom, the words 'Jesus is coming, look busy'?' 'Are you insane?!' | |
| 'Nice leotard' '...Thanks...' 'Does it come in mens' sizes?' | |
| 'You will never be Mufasa!' | |
| 'Humph. Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.' | |
| 'Bet you never seen a baby do that before!' | |
| 'Are you trying to trick me?...Is this a kissing book?' | |
| 'Roads?...Where we're going, we don't need...Roads' | |
| 'Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!' | |
| 'YOU...ARE...A TOY! YOU'RE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING!' | |
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