| Quote | Film | Character |
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| 'Ok. But dogs can look up.' | |
| 'We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.' | |
| 'If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.' | |
| 'For some reason, I don't know why, I'd just kinda sit around all day, draw pictures of dicks.' | |
| 'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!' | |
| 'I love lamp.' | |
| “Ray, next time someone asks you if you’re a god, you say YES!” | |
| 'Oh man. I shot Marvin in the face!' | |
| 'Dr. Gordon, this is your wake-up call. Everyday of your working life you have given people the news that they're gonna die soon. Now you will be the cause of death.' | |
| 'All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for | |
| | Quote | Film | Character |
|---|
| 'You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!' | |
| 'This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.' | |
| 'And that's the way the cookie crumbles.' | |
| 'Stupid is as stupid does.' | |
| “Beautiful, naked, big-titted women just don’t fall out of the sky, you know.” | |
| 'Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.' | |
| 'I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.' | |
| 'Negative, I am a meat popsicle.' | |
| 'I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him.' | |
| 'FUBAR...' | |
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