| Clue | Player Name |
| Not Lussi Kaasketainen, but... | |
| Back up keeper no one has heard of | |
| Strong like a rock but also as fast as one | |
| Another version of the one above ^^ | |
| Bremen | |
| D.O.B. - February 7, 1984 | |
| Veli Lampi | |
| Swedish Name... | |
| Apparently not good enought to score | |
| Should give up really | |
| Brum playmaker | |
| | Clue | Player Name |
| Unfortunately has some Luton experience | |
| Should be playing for Russia | |
| RRRRRROMAN | |
| Roni | |
| Finnish Gattuso | |
| Prodigy | |
| Don't even know what nationality this name is | |
| Kuningas | |
| Kosovan Powerhouse | |
| Not Borat Sagdiyev, but... | |
| About as useful as an aeroplane that's scared of heights | |
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