| Quote | Survivor | Season |
| I believe we owe it to the island spirits we have come to know to let it end in the way that Mother Nature intended: For the snake to eat the rat. | |
| Hey, it's the hat guy! | |
| I need someone who can pee on my hand! | |
| Oh, that feels like purple, Jeff. | |
| I'll take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter. | |
| My grandmother's not here for a reason. | |
| It's a hard life livin' the pirate's life. | |
| I've been bamboozled! | |
| And they took all of the hot water, bitches. | |
| I'll show you how threatening I am. | |
| I hit it with a machete and cut it in half! | |
| You have A.D.D.! | |
| | Quote | Survivor | Season |
| We ate the chicken. | |
| I've got strength now to carry the flag now. | |
| I don't have a headache anymore but now I have this red dot on my forehead. | |
| It was the most delicadest thing I had ever put in my mouth. | |
| I thought I was the dumbest survivor ever. | |
| Apparently according to some people we sucked today. | |
| You wanna be the first to try a termite? | |
| In fact, I'll demand that they call me Coach, too. | |
| What's Samoan for get the hell off my island? | |
| Makin' love is my game. | |
| But one of those dumb ass girls ended up beating your ass. | |
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