| Quote | Episode | What Joss said |
|---|
| 'Pieces? We get the pieces? Our job sucks!' | |
| 'Bunnies. Bunnies. It must be bunnies! ....Or maybe midgets.' | |
| 'Yeah, well sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.' | |
| 'Mom? Whadya doin'? Mom? ... Mom? ... Mommy?' | |
| 'It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky... and I think I'm kinda gay.' | |
| 'Is this a get-in-my-pants thing? You guys in Sunnydale talk like I'm the second coming.' | |
| 'Close your eyes.' | |
| 'I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.' | |
| 'Anchovies, anchovies, you're so delicious. I love you more than all the other fishes.' | |
| 'When he wakes up, tell him... I don't know. Think of something cool, tell him I said it.' | |
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