Uh huh. Anyway, Hunter, who's your best friend?

Okay, someone explain to me about duckies before I hit him with a spoon.

Rory?

C'mon, Morgan. Let's go in the other room and watch TV.

Apparently, Cory would rather listen to the game then try and understand the emotional content of Romeo & Juliet.

I live in a trailer park.

She goes away for the summer and comes back a woman.

My grades aren't good enough to get me into college?

Cory, didn't you smell that?

Why, is it burning?

I have a question that I'm going to need a yes or no answer to. How many people get into Yale each year?

Morgan, how do we really know the light bulb goes off when you close the refrigerator?

What did you do?

Yes, but, you see, I'm going to Philadelphia, so that really does me no good.

Have you ever fallen in love?

And that, Mr. Hunter, is how babies are made.

Cory and Topanga aren't together anymore.

There was a Fortune Teller at the yogurt parlor.

I, for example, have a young neighbor who sings along to his little sister's Barney records.

Maybe we should try thinking.

How did you find me?

Where are you going?

Actually, I'm the oldest.

When did this school get a library?

Nebraska, Mr. Hunter, Nebraska!

All right. The name of the place where the eggs are stored.

You gave me bad advise in a dream!

O dear lord he's right.

I carry this helmet to keep my head from going splat. Why do you carry that guitar case?

Believe in yourselves. Dream. Try. Do good.

I regard all my student equally.

Alan, remember how we were worried about Eric's F-U-T-U-R-E?

I think we know each other long enough for me to call you Cornelius.