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| 'He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.' | |
| 'I never saw someone get buzzed off of orange juice before' | |
| 'You don't need a million dollars to do nothin, man. Take a look at my cousin; he's broke, don't do sh**' | |
| 'If we wanted two wussies, we would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!' | |
| 'So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here?' | |
| 'The doctor said I need a backiotomy.' | |
| 'That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.' | |
| 'Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.' | |
| ' I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. | |
| 'Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.' | |
| 'You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section... Because you could melt all this stuff.' | |
| 'Well some people think that 'to puff the magic dragon' means to... puff... smoke... a marijuana cigarette' 'Puff is just the name of the boy's magical dragon... You a pothead?' | |
| 'Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing along. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A f***in' bullet rips of | |
| 'I see. So, what you're saying is that even though you are an almost-paralyzed, multiphobic personality who is in a constant state of panic, your wife did not leave you, you left h | |
| 'Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.' | |
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| 'I'm a professional killer' 'Oh! Good for you, it's a... growth industry.' | |
| 'You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so ****-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!' | |
| 'Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact: You made out with your sister, man!' | |
| 'You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to | |
| 'Sorry we're a few hours late, there, Ma, but you know how the kids... uh... hate old people. So I hear dad's dead. Hey, is that egg nog?' | |
| 'They said they were gonna f*** for a buck, do something strange for a little piece of change, and I know we're gonna make them holler for a doller. One of 'em said they'd suck my | |
| 'A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated, it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current pushes it down | |
| '[holding up a bowling ball] What the f*** is this?' 'Obviously you're not a golfer.' | |
| 'Yeah. I figure if I study high, take the test high, get high scores! Right?' | |
| 'When life gives you lemons, just say 'f*** the lemons,' and bail.' | |
| 'We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: 'Lady Humps' by the Blackeyed Peas.' | |
| 'Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.' | |
| 'So what's the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?... That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did.' | |
| 'Actually, it's perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that.' | |
| 'Moooon river... You using the whole fist, Doc?' | |
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