Oswald - (Ep 7) 'I'm Gonna Throw Up On Phil's Shoes.' (Ep 9) 'Ready To Lose Our Lives.' Wil - (Ep 8, with Tara) 'I'm Not A Miner. No, You're An Idiot!' (Ep 11) 'Follow That Plane!'
Three
(Ep 3) 'You Always Just Forget About Me!' (Ep 5) 'What Happens If I Slip? Am I Just Hanging Off A Cliff?' (Ep 6) 'I'm A Much Better Liar Than You Are.' (Ep 9) 'Why Did You Have To Take Your Pants Off?' (Ep 10) 'Don't Try To Play The Moralist Now!'
Four
(Ep 9) 'We're Not At Charm School Learning How To Be A Gentleman, We're Racing.' (Ep 10) 'That's Me. That's My Face. Just Hit My Face. Hit My Face!' (Ep 11) 'Such A Nice Pheromone Smell To You. Just Makes Me Want To Stay Close To You.' (Ep 12) 'He's A Couple Of Ticks Away From Having A Heart Attack.'
Five
(Ep 4) 'Who Says Pageant Girls Don't Eat?' (Ep 5) 'Are You Good At Puzzles?'
Six
(Ep 6) 'They Should Probably Have Some Counseling.' (Ep 11) 'It Always Comes Down To Details.'
Seven
(Ep 3) 'Do You Need Some Mouth To Mouth Resuscitation?' (Ep 4) 'What A Goucho You Are!' (Ep 5) 'I've Been Waiting For A Face Lift For A Long Time.' (Ep 7) 'They Saved The Eyeball.' (Ep 9) 'We Have A Bad Elephant.'
Eight
(Ep 7) 'You Look Ridiculous.' (Ep 11) '25 Days, 50 Cities And More Than 600 Consecutive Hours As A Family.'
Nine
(Ep 4) 'It's Not Over Until The Phil Sings.' (Ep 5) 'Good Thing I Took That Human Anatomy Class In High School.' (Ep 7) 'Herculean Effort For Some Herculean Dudes.'
Ten
(Ep1) 'Real Fast! Quack Quack!' (Ep 3) 'Oh Wow! It's Like One Of Those Things You See On TV!' (Ep 4) 'I Know Phil, Little Ol' Gorgeous Thing.' (Ep 6) 'Maybe Steven Segal Will See Me And Want Me To Be In One Of His Movies.'
Eleven
(Ep 1) 'I Told You, Less Martinis And More Cardio.' (Ep 6) 'We're Going To Trade You For Food Now.' (Ep 7) 'If I Were In Town, I'd Ask For Your Number.' (Ep 11) 'Oh My God, The Teletubbies Go To War.'
Season
Person
Episodes
Twelve
Jennifer - (Ep 8) 'Honestly, They Have Witch Powers Or Something!' (Ep 10) 'Sorry, Guys, I'm Not Happy To See You.' Ronald - (Ep 2) 'I've Become The Archie Bunker Of The Home.' (Ep 9) 'I Just Hope He Doesn't Croak On Us.'
Thirteen
Christy - (Ep 3) 'Did You Push My Sports Bra Off The Ledge?' (Ep 6) 'Please Hold While I Singe My Skull.' Marisa - (Ep 2) 'Do You Like American Candy?' (Ep 4) 'I Wonder If They Like Blondes In New Zealand?'
Fourteen
(Ep 5) 'She's A Little Scared Of Stick, But I Think She'll Be OK!' (Ep 7) 'Gorilla? Gorilla?? Gorilla???' (Ep 9, in Mandarin) 'Our Parents Will Cry Themselves To Death.' (Ep 11) 'No More Mr. Nice Guy.'
Fifteen
Ericka - (Ep 6) 'This Is Not My Finest Hour.' (Ep 9) 'We're Not Working With Anybody, Ever, Anymore!' Flight Time - (Ep 1) 'They Thought Godzilla Was Walking Down The Street.' (Ep 5, with Sam) 'Do It For The Hood! Do It For The Suburbs!'
Sixteen
Brent - (Ep 7) 'Anonymous?' (Ep 10) 'I Feel Like I'm In, Like, Sicily.' (Ep 11) 'They Don't Understand Their Own Language.' Michael - (Ep 1) 'Nana Is Kickin' Your Butt.' (Ep 5) 'I Think We're Fighting The Germans, Right?' (Ep 8) 'You're Like Jason Bourne, Right?'
Seventeen
(Ep 1) 'They Don't Call It The Amazing Race For Nothin'!' (Ep 2) 'A Kiss Saves The Day.' (Ep 7) 'I Wanna Be In The Circus, That's Where I Belong.' (Ep 11) 'I'm Surrounded By Ninjas.'
Eighteen
Vyxsin - (Ep 4) 'This Is The Most Stupid Day Ever.' (Ep 8) 'I Cannot Deal With Your Psycho Behavior.' Zev - (Ep 9) 'We're Good, American People.' (Ep 10) 'Too Many Cooks In The Kitchen.'
Nineteen
(Ep 3) 'Don't Lay Down On Me Now.' (Ep 7) 'Move Goat.' (Ep 12) 'Go Out And Get It Done.'
Twenty
(Ep 2) 'You Know I'm Not As Smart As You.' (Ep 8) 'Let Them Drink Their Haterade.' (Ep 10) 'I Need Hair To Be Pretty.'
Twenty-One
James - (Ep 7) 'Off to See the Wizard.' (Ep 10) 'Not a Well-Rounded Athlete.' Nadiya - (Ep 6) 'Get Your Sexy On.' (Ep 9) 'Fishy Kiss'