| Clue | Character | Letter |
| Kwik-E-Mart Owner | |
| Recovering Alcoholic | |
| Slap-Jawed Yokel | |
| Lunchlady | |
| Bart's Teacher | |
| Professor John | |
| Unlucky Salesman | |
| Simpsons Family Doctor | |
| Scratchy's Nemesis | |
| Hat-Wearing Bully | |
| Green-Haired Clown | |
| Carl's Best Friend | |
| Suicidal Bartender | |
| | Clue | Character | Letter |
| School Yard Bully | |
| School Bus Driver | |
| Selma's Twin Sister | |
| Mayor of Springfield | |
| Lisa's Foolish Classmate | |
| School Principal | |
| Local Reverend | |
| German Exchange Student | |
| Milhouse's Surname | |
| Groundskeeper | |
| Homer's Internet Alter Ego | |
| Always Answers With Yes | |
| Bully Kearney's Surname | |
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