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| 'I trained all those would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus. A lot of 'yeuseus.' And every one of those bums let me down flatter than a discus. None of them could go the dista? | |
| 'There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they're faster or stronger than other fish. They're just touched by something extra.' ? | |
| 'You're waiting for a train; a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you can't be sure. But it doesn't matter - because we'll be ? | |
| 'If you get all of us together, we ain't got a gang, we've got an army.'? | |
| 'Drainage! Drainage, Eli! Drained dry, you boy! If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milk? | |
| 'Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out.' ? | |
| 'You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.'? | |
| 'Even now I cannot understand the measure of a life, but I can tell you this. I know that when he died, his eyes were closed and his heart was open. And I'm pretty sure he was happ? | |
| 'Nothing. No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.'? | |
| 'I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no fool!'? | |
| ''When your courses are set and a dreamboat you've met, have a real cigarette! Have a Camel!' I've got my courses, I've got my Camel cigarette. Where the hell is my dreamboat?' ? | |
| 'It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.'? | |
| 'Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.' ? | |
| 'You can sew up your stomach and your **** and you will always be fat'? | |
| 'I'm ten years old. My life is half over and I don't even know if I'm black with white stripes or white with black stripes!'? | |
| 'Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.' ? | |
| 'How ironic, Tony! Trying to rid the world of weapons, you gave it its best one ever! And now, I'm going to kill you with it!'? | |
| 'Playwrights teach us nothing about love. They make it pretty, they make it comical, or they make it lust, but they cannot make it true.'? | |
| 'I have to get out of here! I have to find my son! I have to tell him how old sea turtles are!'? | |
| 'We've got the FBI on us like trailer trash on Velveeta.'? | |
| 'The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good.'? | |
| 'What Freud said about the Irish is: We're the only people who are impervious to psychoanalysis.' ? | |
| 'Do yourself a favor and don't think so much. It gives you premature wrinkles.'? | |
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| 'Don't give me no rules. All I got are rules.'? | |
| 'We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.'? | |
| 'A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his.'? | |
| 'Houston, you have a problem. You see, I promised my little girl that I'd be comin' home. Now I don't know what you people are doing down there, but we've got a hole to dig up here? | |
| 'I think World War II just started.'? | |
| 'I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.'? | |
| 'Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle.'? | |
| 'Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom.'? | |
| 'We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here.'? | |
| 'I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning'? | |
| 'We're talking chipmunks, Dave. We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do.'? | |
| 'Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.'? | |
| 'You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the ****ing deser? | |
| 'Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!'? | |
| 'Welcome... to the Fraternity. This gun you're holding belonged to your father; he could conduct a symphony orchestra with it.'? | |
| 'They take you to a tree and hang you by your skin. Each time you scream the evil comes out of you. Sometimes, it can take three days for your evil to be spent. Pull him up.'? | |
| 'If I was stranded on a desert island and could only take one thing, it'd be Douglas. We can share him if you want.'? | |
| 'Every credit-card application we send in, we get two more in the mail. Here's one from some bank I've never heard of, in North Dekota. Fill it out. Fill them all out. It's the las? | |
| 'If we get any more white people in here, this is gonna be a suburb.'? | |
| 'Why are trying so hard to fit in when you are born to stand out?'? | |
| 'This is an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers.'? | |
| 'I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.'? | |
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