| Tagline | Movie |
| An adventure 65 million years in the making | |
| What America needed was a miracle. What it got was a hockey game | |
| Cops or Criminals. When you're facing a loaded gun what's the difference? | |
| Crime does pay. Handsomely | |
| The saga is complete | |
| And shepherds we shall be, for thee, my lord, for thee | |
| In space no one can hear you scream | |
| If adventure has a name... it must be | |
| The first casualty of war is innocence | |
| Not that it matters, but most of it is true | |
| Don't go in the water | |
| He is afraid. He is alone. He is three million light years from home | |
| Don't get him wet, keep him out of bright light, and never feed him after midnight | |
| Does for rock and roll what 'The Sound of Music' did for hills | |
| He's the only kid ever to get into trouble before he was born | |
| One Man's Struggle To Take It Easy | |
| Protecting the Earth from the scum of the universe! | |