| Characters | Name | Shows |
| Incompetent Hospital Lawyer, Veridian Dyanmics' Moral Lead, and MacLaren's Matrimonial-Challenged Man | |
| New York's Suited Hero, Friendly Purple Dinosaur, and Moe's Yellow Barfly | |
| Strict Animated Principal, Miami's Flesh-Oriented Assassin, and an FBI Assistant-Director | |
| The Bureau's Skeptical Paranormal Expert, a Homosexual Tennis Player, and CTU's Traiterous Analyst | |
| A Magical Love Columnist, PS 118's Nerdy Fourth Grader, and New York's Wacky Vegetarian | |
| New York's Friendly Ladies Man, Capeside's Romantic Teen, and San Francisco's Funniest Uncle | |
| Rousing Morning News Anchor, Lanford's Frequently Absent Daughter, and Boston's Ambitious Bar Manager | |
| Former Major-League Bartender, Los Angeles' Ex-Seal, and an Armageddon-Inducing Hunter | |
| Sioux Falls' Crippled Hunter, New York's Controversial Detective, and the Youngest Son of the Bunch | |
| Kansas's Damsel in Distress, Millbrook's Angriest Mom, and Quahog's Fallen Pewterschmidt | |
| Rhode Island's Overweight Dim-witted Dad, the FBI's Con-Catcher, and Cambridge's Paranormal Jack-of-All-Trades | |
| New York's Brooding Detective, a Reformed Soldier-of-Fortune, and Sacred Heart's Fast-Talking Doctor | |
| Sacred Heart's Dominican Nurse, Boston's Most Famous Waitress, and Miami's Mysterious Handler | |
| Miami's Black-Listed Hero, Fox River's Tattooed Inmate, and Scranton's Boss | |
| Scranton's Cold Accountant, Jeffersonian Reconstructive Artist, and The Company's Precognitive Matriarch | |
| The Island's Misplaced Lead, VP of East Coast Television, and the Government's Time-Sensitive Hero | |
| Buy More's Best, NYC's Casanova, and a Sci-Fi Novelist & Prophet | |
| The Most Batman Clone, LA's Drunken Promiscuous Writer, and the Caretaker of Arlen's Best Lawn | |
| Miami's Cuban Sergeant, Warren Worthington III, and LA's Blood-Sucking Hero | |
| Wolfram & Hart's Genius Investigator, a Stone Age Husband, and the Upper East Side's Neighborly Husband | |
| The Bureau's Navy Liaison, Newport's Never-Nude, and Applegate's Avian Nothlit | |
| CTU's Spurned Agent, FBI's Near-Deaf Agent, and a Charming Antihero | |
| TV's Unpopular Cousin, a Western Railway Engine, and Metropolis's Financially Successful Hero | |
| The Bureau's Shapeshifting Agent, Malibu's Alcoholic Playboy, and LA's Frightened Daughter | |
| Angeles's Best Trauma Surgeon, FBI's Guardian of the Gateway, and NYPD's Empathetic Detective | |
| Odessa's Indestructible Co-ed, LA's Teenage Artist , and a South Pacific Survivor Crash Surviror | |
| The Bureau's Unstable Heroine, the Most Powerful Legs in Texas, and Burbank's Sexiest CIA Handler | |
| Michael's Sword, Stars Hollow's Brooding Love-Interest, and a Nerdy Boy Adventurer | |
| Arlen's Paranoid Exterminator, San Francisco's Whale of a Villain, and the Best Ears in Montana | |
| NYC's Soaring Politician, a Former Insurance Fraud Investigator, and North Carolina's Professional Basketball Player | |
| North Carolina's Psychotic Mother, Long Island's Famed Daughter-in-Law, and MMPD's Top Cop | |
| a Boy Genius, Miami's Good-Natured Psychopath, and Colby's Third Husband | |
| CBI's Manipulative Crime Solver, a Futuristic Housewife, and Glen Oak's Orphaned Houseguest | |
| CTU's Antisocial Computer Whiz, Kansas's Supernatural Journalist, and Bowen Island's Flirt | |